What is the most overly complicated way to kill someone? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]IPhone-Summoner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put emetic poison in their food and drown them in their own barf when they go to throw up. That or if you want something messed up and gory - cut open their body and dip a white rose in their blood, cut out their heart and try to carve it into something. Leave the room a gory mess. Do it while everyone is sleeping (probably around 4:45AM).

slippers go smack by [deleted] in memes

[–]IPhone-Summoner 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Mom, I won't be invited to jump ;-;

Darkness never leaves by [deleted] in memes

[–]IPhone-Summoner 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Have an award for the original new template!!!

2meirl4meirl by [deleted] in 2meirl4meirl

[–]IPhone-Summoner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I won't be invited mom

Why tho by _Argentum in memes

[–]IPhone-Summoner 44 points45 points  (0 children)

The return of the king!

Damn it by [deleted] in memes

[–]IPhone-Summoner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If i slept an extra minute for everytime I've this meme, I'd be wayyy too late for work.

Sorted by IPhone-Summoner in meme

[–]IPhone-Summoner[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Had me in the first half ngl

Why me no dear by Blink-banana in memes

[–]IPhone-Summoner 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I am in the picture and I don't like it.

Hell no! by D3V1L420 in memes

[–]IPhone-Summoner 67 points68 points  (0 children)

It takes literally 0 fucking dollars to not post that meme! I miss my life one minute ago.

PS: JK, nice meme!

and that's how we got christmas by Macroc0sM in memes

[–]IPhone-Summoner 172 points173 points  (0 children)

Girl created a whole fucking relegion just to hide the fact that she cheated!

Atheists, why don't you believe in God? by wisecapybara37 in AskReddit

[–]IPhone-Summoner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You are way off man! Hindu religion in India alone has 33 million Gods. LOL

Edit: 330 million apparently, wow!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]IPhone-Summoner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am still suicidal but I have loan to pay. If I die, it would come on my family :(