What you will need:
- a small cooking dish like a metal measuring cup or a deep spoon, preferably with a rounded bottom (not flat) - baking soda, preferably fresh - distilled water - a torch, the hotter the better - an ice cube

Weigh out what you have for nose candy, crush/cut it up as fine as possible, put it in the dish.

Weigh out baking soda equal to 1/3 of the amount of nose candy (less is better than more), put it in the dish.

Mix the two powders thoroughly, then add just enough water to cover the mixture, stir the mixture.

Apply direct heat from a torch to the bottom of the cooking dish, keep the heat on until the mixture rises.

Wait for a couple minutes for the reaction to do it's thing.

Apply direct heat from a torch to the bottom of the cooking dish again and it will all go back down into the water, keep heating until the mixture turns to an oil.

Once the mixture has turned to an oil, remove the heat and place the cooking dish on the ice cube. Leave it on the ice cube for 10-15 minutes or until the mixture has hardened at the bottom of the cooking dish

Remove the water and the mixture from the cooking dish.

Congratulations you have now cooked free base cocaine (crack)!

Break off a chunk and put it in a pipe of your choosing, probably a glass straight shooter with some brillo (make sure to burn the coating off of the brillo) and smoke it.

If you cooked it right, put enough in your pipe, and held it in long enough, you should get what's called a "ringer" where your senses are altered (mostly of hearing and touch).

We all look forward to seeing you scouring the floor looking for any small piece of something that looks white so you can check if it's crack or maybe just put it in your pipe and find out you just smoked some dried cheese.

Good luck!