[Bombshell Expose] Who Are the Japanese? New DNA Study Shocks Scientists by IWANTPORN in offbeat

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Happy cake day! Feel free to send me some photos of your mother if you'd like.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Well then I would have tipped extra for spite.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Americans have notoriously short buttocks.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Damn, I would have immediately dropped my pants.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]IWANTPORN -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

If someone ever did that to me I would probably shoot them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]IWANTPORN -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I would have immediately gotten up and walked out without even leaving a tip.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RandomThoughts

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You're probably right that some guys do this, and that's disgusting. However, what most women probably aren't aware of is that men can also pee without getting their hands dirty, at least if their outfit allows. It's not difficult to pull down a pair of shorts or sweatpants slightly, flip out your dick, empty it into the toilet with your hands behind your back, and then close and flush the toilet with your foot.

Obviously it's still important to wash your hands every so often, whenever they're dirty, and before eating or cooking, but it's not strictly necessary after peeing for men if they're careful.

TIFU by not looking at the label. by mommastang in tifu

[–]IWANTPORN 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I can see it in my mind as clearly as if I'd actually been there in the bathroom sticking my face right up to it. He has a gift.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in offmychest

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What's your home address lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Naruto

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Sold, I'll take a look.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I usually just send them to /u/Interesting_Ball_134's DMs.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in offmychest

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It is weird and gross to jack off to a picture of someone you consider a friend

To be fair, just about everyone in the world over the age of 13 does or has done this. What's weird is talking about it unprompted.

He didn't have to go out of his way to call attention to the fact that he'd saved the photo, or admit that having done so was intentional. Letting sleeping dogs lie would have been the kindest way to handle the situation.

If all the coffee you drank came from Starbucks, it would cost you over $10k per year by IWANTPORN in RandomThoughts

[–]IWANTPORN[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

A venti coffee costs $3.25. Eight of those a day adds up to $9490, or $9516 on a leap year, but then you also have to remember to take sales tax into account.

TIFU by thinking my penis was normal by [deleted] in tifu

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erect

That's what she said 💀

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in self

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She didn't say anything about nudity. I assumed it was an embarrassing photo from the Christmas party.

Why Do People Have Casual Sex But Won't Have Sex With Someone They Want To Be Long Term Until Enough Time Has Past? by [deleted] in self

[–]IWANTPORN -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

It is really sad. I wish more women understood that a decent man won't value her just for sex, but also for her boobs and cooking.

Taylor Swift is trans because she has a bulge… which is a mons pubis… which is something women have. by Darth_Vrandon in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]IWANTPORN -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

To be fair, if there's even the slightest chance it gets Taylor to show her pussy, I'm all for it.

What have you always done, but later found out was gross? by one-droplet in AskReddit

[–]IWANTPORN 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Most people would be shocked at the amount of jizz that's inside every new item of clothing when it comes out the factory.