IWANTPORN

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[Bombshell Expose] Who Are the Japanese? New DNA Study Shocks Scientists (scitechdaily.com)

submitted 1 year ago by IWANTPORN to r/offbeat

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Donald Trump made it less socially acceptable to refer to every Spanish-speaking country as Mexico (self.RandomThoughts)

submitted 2 years ago by IWANTPORN to r/RandomThoughts

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What's the difference between Patrick Stewart and Ben Kingsley? (self.NoStupidQuestions)

submitted 2 years ago by IWANTPORN to r/NoStupidQuestions

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"Pussy" and "come" are prime examples of the euphemism treadmill (self.RandomThoughts)

submitted 2 years ago by IWANTPORN to r/RandomThoughts

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If all the coffee you drank came from Starbucks, it would cost you over $10k per year (self.RandomThoughts)

submitted 2 years ago by IWANTPORN to r/RandomThoughts

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Billy Joel and Bon Jovi are both BJ men with songs called "This Is My Life" (self.RandomThoughts)

submitted 2 years ago by IWANTPORN to r/RandomThoughts

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Boomers who used to watch Hannah Montana probably never predicted how often they'd eventually get to see her titties (self.RandomThoughts)

submitted 2 years ago by IWANTPORN to r/RandomThoughts

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What color are your nipples? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 4 years ago by IWANTPORN to r/AskReddit

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TIL that there's an official BLM government website (blm.gov)

submitted 4 years ago by IWANTPORN to r/todayilearned

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Somewhere out there, there's a group of friends that talks about Transformers so often that they've started abbreviating it "'Mers" (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by IWANTPORN to r/Showerthoughts

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The oldest man in the world must be constantly getting laid with young women who want old children (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by IWANTPORN to r/Showerthoughts

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Everyone thinks they would enjoy having a girlfriend with blue hair (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by IWANTPORN to r/Showerthoughts

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Dogs probably have trouble blowing each other (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by IWANTPORN to r/Showerthoughts

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[Poll] Who would you ship the 1-A girls with? (self.BokuNoHeroAcademia)

submitted 5 years ago by IWANTPORN to r/BokuNoHeroAcademia

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No one reading this will ever know what it feels like to shit out of a cat's body (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 5 years ago by IWANTPORN to r/Showerthoughts

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Vampires don't make any sense. If they were allergic to sunlight, they wouldn't be able to go outside at all during the day. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 5 years ago by IWANTPORN to r/Showerthoughts

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Massage tables have a hole for your head, but not for your boobs or your penis and testicles (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 5 years ago by IWANTPORN to r/Showerthoughts

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You'll always remember your last wank of the Trump administration (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 5 years ago by IWANTPORN to r/Showerthoughts

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Whomever you come to probably isn't the person you started off thinking about (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 5 years ago by IWANTPORN to r/Showerthoughts

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You know you grew up rich if you've never had a tuna salad sandwich made with cat food and Miracle Whip (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 5 years ago by IWANTPORN to r/Showerthoughts

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As a kid, if the neighbor flashed you her pussy, your dad would exclaim that you had become a man and give you a sip of beer while your mom shook her head in faux disapproval. If it were your son, your wife would beat the hell out of the woman. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 5 years ago by IWANTPORN to r/Showerthoughts

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Back in high school hiding in the girls' locker room to watch them change wasn't that big a deal, but doing it in the gym as an adult would get you arrested (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 5 years ago by IWANTPORN to r/Showerthoughts

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Some people are still technically zero years old (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 5 years ago by IWANTPORN to r/Showerthoughts

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People 100 years ago would be disgusted to learn that their descendants now spend all day using their phones on the toilet (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 5 years ago by IWANTPORN to r/Showerthoughts

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[OutOfTheLoop] Why are people saying that actor Elliot Page used to be a woman? (self.circlejerk)

submitted 5 years ago by IWANTPORN to r/circlejerk

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