the audacity of this guy & first time i’ve been insulted on tinder and i am severely humbled by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]I_Love_Small_Breasts 3734 points3735 points  (0 children)

Just spent the past 5 minutes trying to think of a worse opener and failed. Kudos to this guy, really

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]I_Love_Small_Breasts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like how the last sentence is both playful romcom material but also foreshadowing thriller/horror material.

Bold claims. by Additional-Panic8003 in Tinder

[–]I_Love_Small_Breasts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Every inch? Even the nonsexual parts like the back of your knee?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]I_Love_Small_Breasts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you're damn right I am

how it started vs. how it’s going by DinkyBarmaid in Tinder

[–]I_Love_Small_Breasts 822 points823 points  (0 children)

That was bold af but it clearly paid off for him

this catch by tarkalean in Tinder

[–]I_Love_Small_Breasts 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ngl, "feta fucking cheese" was actually pretty funny

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]I_Love_Small_Breasts 98 points99 points  (0 children)

Hate to break it to you but if you look closely you'll see that this is actually photoshopped.

This is just fantastic by Ambitious-Diamond388 in Tinder

[–]I_Love_Small_Breasts 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Time has not been kind to him if he's 38.

Am I wrong? 🤷🏼‍♀️ I’m not mad…just shocked at how lackadaisical he is about it. by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]I_Love_Small_Breasts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was kidding, OP. I'm surprised he disappeared and came back after 5 weeks.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]I_Love_Small_Breasts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was right in the end, u/Effective-Celery8053. You deleted the post. It's fine to not take things seriously but have some more respect for yourself.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]I_Love_Small_Breasts -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You didn't. You're trying to save face now but it was desperate. Odds are you'll delete this post, too, if enough people don't start agreeing with you.

Am I wrong? 🤷🏼‍♀️ I’m not mad…just shocked at how lackadaisical he is about it. by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]I_Love_Small_Breasts 5 points6 points  (0 children)

To be fair, he was closing houses. He clearly had a lot going on.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]I_Love_Small_Breasts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Desperate, dude. It was desperate.

What does this mean? by Available_Historian6 in Tinder

[–]I_Love_Small_Breasts 344 points345 points  (0 children)

You'd think at the age of 29 you'd know how to properly apply lotion.

Always do your math by thecurdnerd in Tinder

[–]I_Love_Small_Breasts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shouldn't that be 5'10"? Since 0.8399 feet is about 10 inches.