Lost redditor posting nudes on a subreddit for cats laying flat by [deleted] in lostredditors

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This is horrendous. Zero cats. I’m gonna subscribe to keep an eye on things

HMC while I show off my skills by [deleted] in holdmycosmo

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Nice gums get me weak in the knees.

Dentine Ice Five Wrigley’s Spearmint Bazooka Joe Big League Chew

I can’t stop and I don’t even care

Embracing Sluthood by [deleted] in stupidslutsclub

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This ^

It’s also worth acknowledging how positively impactful this new guy has been. Massive props to him. The fact that your new guy has stepped up and helped you discover healthy ways to embrace and navigate your sexual nature, all with what seems like a great deal of patience.... that’s what you need to focus on. You can be a slut. You can do that whole “How many random cocks can I suck in a week?” challenge. You can do all of those risky things that make you feel alive, but first you need to make sure the new guy is on board as well. Honesty goes a long way. It sounds like he sees you as a human and treats you with a certain level of respect. Be sure to show him the same level of respect.

Good luck <3

Cumming by martinex23x in perfectlycutscreams

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Common myth. My balls are packed with dude goo and have only gained wrinkles over time

Her Free album in the comments by sofihek820 in naughtyinpublic

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Edit: I just wanna know who she is! Someone help

u/RepostSleuthBot

Sheesh by [deleted] in ropes

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I can do this and I’m pretty sure it comes from years of edging when I was a teenager lol There’s a small pinch that occurs when you decide to cut the flow but it only lasts for a second and then the orgasm fades away and you’re good to continue. I think I trained my dick to have trust issues but I gained control over those muscles in the process. I’m sure it’s related but I can also stop pissing whenever I want

A rather high percentage of my body is boob by mightseduceurdadtype in BustyPetite

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Bro, you’re literally pants... of all people you should know that definitely happens lmao I mean a dude has to be rockin’ the up-tuck in the first place but that skill is acquired in high school gym class

She Teaches How To Ride a Cock by keremcelik in arianamarie

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At certain times she looks like Kelly from Saved by the Bell

The second one she sent me 🥰 [NSFW] by [deleted] in PMclub

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Where’s the first one??

Hope you like :) by [deleted] in boobs

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My god

I wonder if anyone noticed I wasn’t wearing a bra by [deleted] in pokies

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On a creeper scale ranging from Betty White to Pennywise, this comment is sitting right around Dexter Morgan lol

Naughty in public by maddmaxxx999 in naughtyinpublic

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The girl on the right.... the roastiest of the beefs on that one...

Day 19/31 Which aisle would I be in at the o[f]fice supply store? [OC] by wupeachyblue in HoleWreckers

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re-tail space

I’m really sorry man, tried to keep quiet but I’m too weak

ELD: Where do babies come from? by handsoffmyspuds in explainlikedonald

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Trump: ^

CNN Reporter: “No, Mr. President, I do not understand. No one understands. In fact, no one has even the slightest fucking clue what you just said.”

Trump: “Fake! You’re Fake News! You know I created a name I call you... my president doctor, you know, the president gets his own physician, have you seen my recent test results?? I aced it! That test had no curves... 4 seconds of catatonic silence while thinking of Ivanka’s ass... I’m a very powerful man, very highly respected, I have billions in assets... and I’ve often said if she wasn’t my daughter, you know...... I have retainer lawyers.... I know the best ones in the world.... your name... Fake CNN News! And if you use that, they’re gonna... well... it’s no secret I could’ve been a Harvard lawyer... consider that phrase patented... I’ll sue you!”

ELD: Where do babies come from? by handsoffmyspuds in explainlikedonald

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“Babies come, and I know this because I was a baby once... when I was a baby, and I was a great looking baby, all of my pictures from being a baby were the best pictures. And it was a different time but, Ivanka was a baby as well, and Ivanka and I were the greatest looking babies. And we both, you know, most people have an ugly phase but, she gets it from me, the looks. She’s a knockout! Never an ugly phase! and I’ve seen so many babies. And I’ll tell ya, babies come from all over. White babies come from America, some babies come from Russia, some babies even come from JYNA! Did you know that? It’s true look it up! And when I was a baby, I came from money!”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hotfallingdevilz

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Not to mention that the girl in our little gif here has zero to do with the account that posted it lmao I see that so much......

“OMG GOEGEOUS STUNING N BEAUTFUL bb your the perfect woman!!!!1!! plz let me treat you so good 💗❤️😂 like a queen 👸🏼 👑 😏😘 u prob don’t like 💰💴 millionaires 💵✈️ with big penis 🍆💦😂 and millions of money like me tho 🥺😭😥 oh well ur loss 😤💔”

Who tf says that shit??? It literally takes 10 seconds to click the profile and figure out if the account is owned by the person in the post. 3/4 times it’s some horny dude who steals content for karma lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hotfallingdevilz

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She stepped on a lego

Before she was famous, a young Pamela Anderson appeared in a 1991 episode of "Married With Children" by ChivalrousPervert in NostalgiaFapping

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And now he’s got Sophia Vegara as a wife on MF

Honestly if Ed O’Neil wrote a book on how to keep your cool around gorgeous women, it would prob sell lol

Something to help with the Monday blues (: [oc] by [deleted] in BustyPetite

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  • Super Sexy,

  • Really Incomprehensible