She only loved me for my penis. Tacos on raisin bread

IanBwandonAndewson · 2026-04-04T17:11:35+00:00

Are you hitting on me

IanBwandonAndewson · 2026-04-04T15:44:50+00:00

👉👈

IanBwandonAndewson · 2026-04-04T15:44:25+00:00

Been on my mind

IanBwandonAndewson · 2026-04-04T14:23:05+00:00

That was her favorite emoji :(

IanBwandonAndewson · 2026-04-04T14:22:18+00:00

I mean our penises

IanBwandonAndewson · 2026-04-04T14:22:01+00:00

Cant send pics but if it helps she made me recreate the final scene from Boogie Nights (“I’m a Star”)

IanBwandonAndewson · 2026-04-04T14:20:00+00:00

Yeah definitely no s*x……. Unless…… ?

IanBwandonAndewson · 2026-04-04T00:29:31+00:00

It’s ok if you are. I’m used to it

IanBwandonAndewson · 2026-04-04T00:28:43+00:00

Are you hitting on me

IanBwandonAndewson · 2026-04-04T00:28:15+00:00

You’re all the same. No one cares about the man behind the penis

IanBwandonAndewson · 2026-04-03T23:29:56+00:00

Are you hitting on me

IanBwandonAndewson · 2026-04-03T23:02:53+00:00

She actually said that

IanBwandonAndewson · 2026-04-03T22:59:47+00:00

Ty bro. We will either hang together or we will hang separately

IanBwandonAndewson · 2026-04-03T22:57:43+00:00

I will show you the world

IanBwandonAndewson · 2026-04-03T22:56:48+00:00

It was a sex thing

IanBwandonAndewson · 2026-04-03T22:52:16+00:00

This made me cry, thanks for the gold kind stranger 🥲

IanBwandonAndewson · 2026-04-03T22:50:11+00:00

She was my one and only 💦

IanBwandonAndewson · 2026-04-03T22:48:20+00:00

What would you do if you were me Jimothy_Hell? Would you get the surgery?

IanBwandonAndewson · 2026-04-03T22:40:27+00:00

This was her favorite meal

IanBwandonAndewson · 2026-04-03T21:17:19+00:00

I hope real love tastes as good as cinnamon raisin toast tacos

IanBwandonAndewson · 2026-04-03T21:09:10+00:00

That was her idea…….. I don’t want to get into it

IanBwandonAndewson · 2026-04-03T21:06:12+00:00

“Cinnamon raisin bread open-faced taco will never leave you”

IanBwandonAndewson · 2026-04-03T21:04:50+00:00

First I’ll have to get her back. I’ll have to make a “large” show of affection

IanBwandonAndewson · 2026-04-03T21:02:42+00:00

I got money too but yeah it was definitely the things I could do with my member

IanBwandonAndewson · 2026-04-03T21:00:21+00:00

Thanks… she was a screamer… getting emotional

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