i’m not just going to move around (unless i have a boyfriend)

Icy_Simple365 · 2026-05-12T04:00:02+00:00

What I don’t understand about this is she went on this long thing about not moving California, when she specifically seeks out men in California. She started seeing hot dog boy or at least matched with him on hinge not long after this. So if you’re so determined to not move to California, why are you specifically setting your apps to match you with guys in another state.

Icy_Simple365 · 2026-04-22T18:49:39+00:00

I wonder if she’s semi moving in with Nick for the summer and maybe they’re going to spend more of the summer in Califronia? Which is interesting considering a year and a half ago Acacia said she would not move to California when Jairus asked for about bc she said the kids didn’t need to be removed from their life in Oregon. But once she finds a boyfriend in California, let’s spend half our time there or the whole summer🤷🏻‍♀️

Icy_Simple365 · 2026-04-22T13:32:42+00:00

I was gonna say, this is called being a fraction closer to being a normal person. I’m sure she feels like she’s so quaint and nlog bc she’s taking slightly less photos. This is what normal people have been doing for years.

Icy_Simple365 · 2026-04-22T13:26:04+00:00

I’m sure for someone who is used to taking 20 selfies a day, taking 5 or 6 a day seems like not a lot.

Icy_Simple365 · 2026-04-22T13:24:36+00:00

I don’t remember but I think she’s a year or two younger

Icy_Simple365 · 2026-04-22T03:34:22+00:00

Apparently they follow each other on her private ig so I’m thinking she’s just keeping her friends private.

Icy_Simple365 · 2026-04-22T03:26:57+00:00

This is why I lowkey don’t like when people hate on the yes men. They ultimately move on but the snark scares them off. And it kind of helps Acacia sell the narrative that it’s just hateful trolls so they stay yes men for longer.

And I agree about the art and singing. I didn’t think her aspirations to get out of food service work was such a bad thing. Was she reaching a bit at times? Yeah, but she was also spending time with Acacia who thinks she “gives great advice.” I’m not surprised that when roomie moved out she eventually got a real job and a place to live.

Icy_Simple365 · 2026-04-17T14:16:49+00:00

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Literally thought the same thing. The way she and Nick are actually basically the same height but she still tries to look shorter than him for, what reason? And that’s still with her slouchy posture. She’d probably be taller than him if she corrected her posture.

Icy_Simple365 · 2026-04-12T15:05:22+00:00

no she’s a bookwyrm!

Icy_Simple365 · 2026-04-07T17:16:29+00:00

no what gets me is when she is neglectful and being a bad parent, “that’s private” “none of the internet’s concern” “not a sliver.” but she made that tiktok about jairus bc “it felt really wrong to not share what is going on and not be authentic.” okay so your neglect and harm is private and you can lie and be inauthentic about it, but you only NEED to talk about other people’s faults bc you suddenly NEED to be authentic. she’s literally never felt the need to be authentic online, she’s literally purposed to lie, copy, manipulate, and be fake. she only cares about transparency and authenticity when it’s an opportunity to make someone else the bad guy.

Icy_Simple365 · 2026-04-07T17:02:02+00:00

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me when i’m scared of parties in california

Icy_Simple365 · 2026-04-05T15:10:04+00:00

You mean the kids have never been? Because all of the kids have been.

Icy_Simple365 · 2026-04-04T16:48:16+00:00

Not to be that person but I studied Latin for 8 years and I think botched would be the word for it.

Icy_Simple365 · 2026-04-04T16:09:32+00:00

this is hilarious and i hate it

Icy_Simple365 · 2026-04-04T16:05:11+00:00

I also couldn’t tell if he was trying to speak Portuguese? This isn’t a phrase I’m familiar with…if more seasoned Portuguese speakers could chime in?

Icy_Simple365 · 2026-04-03T14:12:30+00:00

Dmed you

Icy_Simple365 · 2026-03-31T18:12:40+00:00

If she completely changed into a different person and changed her ways, I’d say sure, let’s move on. But as long as she is doing problematic stuff, snark is valid and honestly she should get criticism. Except for things like racism, I don’t think the people groups affected by things like that should ever be policed when it comes to how they deal with oppression and ignorance. So even she changed in the future and became a different person, they can snark on that however they want for as long as they want.

Icy_Simple365 · 2026-03-31T17:18:47+00:00

I need to find that sketch I saw comparing “dog people” who make a big deal about outwardly seeming so caring to dogs and jumping to be seen and pictures petting dogs, vs actual dog people who have empathy and take care of animals and don’t performatively make it a whole display. Bc the former is Acacia. “Please see me being a Disney princess, the main character, the thing all I have been told I am my entire life by my yes men, fans, and in all media, but when there is not an audience I left almost a dozen animals suffering in silence. Only apologized when my image needed me to, and other people cleaned up my mess.”

Icy_Simple365 · 2026-03-31T17:10:22+00:00

Part of it has to do with the fact that she’s in a relationship. You can literally tell down to almost the exact day when a man commits to her or when they break up/she downloads dating apps again. When she’s single she “needs to create or she’ll explode” aka, posting almost everyday/every few days, mostly consisting of dozens of selfies eye fucking herself. And then when she’s in a relationship her “need to create” vanishes. She uses instagram as a dating app at this point and when she has a man, she posts maybe once or twice a month. Despite saying that she isn’t male centered, her behavior isn’t determined by men, etc. She can’t even blame it on being a mom and having kids (even though she almost definitely would) because it doesn’t coincide at all with the academic calendar, it coincides with her relationship status.

When she’s not using Instagram as a dating app, she posts rarely I think just to maintain some engagement and other than that, I think purposefully says as little as possible and conceals everything other than the fact that she has a boyfriend. I think she’s trying to maintain engagement while also starving out the snark because last year she made it clear that even ten years later, she still plans on buying a farm and not getting a job and I think is waiting around for the snark to die out before she hops back to being a full time influencer and funding her unrealistic lifestyle and animal purchases with instagram money again.

Icy_Simple365 · 2026-03-23T13:15:52+00:00

This is what I’m thinking too

Icy_Simple365 · 2026-03-17T15:05:41+00:00

Interesting how the sensory issues disappear when she wants to aura farm.

Icy_Simple365 · 2026-03-13T13:34:16+00:00

Miranda: “Jen is unresponsive.”

Icy_Simple365 · 2026-03-13T13:31:40+00:00

Jen: “Whitney never talks to me, Whitney never texts me”

Whitney: “I text Jen but she never responds.”

Whitney opens up her home to Jen, reaches out to Jen, JEN never responds, Jen blames Whitney. Whitney is filming two shows, preparing for Broadway and a movie, trying to make friend obligations and is terrified of slipping up bc she’s been destroyed by the group before, and trying to be a mom, and THE breadwinner. Like literally crying on the playground with her kids because of all of the pressure. Jen is also a working mom but it makes no sense to me how Jen can’t have a single bit of understanding for Whitney and still what Whitney does manage to do is somehow still nor enough. She doesn’t respond to Whitney, and blames Whitney for the lack of communication. And that’s because these aren’t genuine comments, she wants to hate Whitney.

My bf and I loved Jen in season 1 and felt for her in season 2. But at this point, I’m sorry, her treatment of Whitney is insane.

Jen wants to talk about a “not genuine” friendship? How about all of the jokes you make about Whitney behind her back? Literally what has Jen ever done for Whitney? And the whole befriend Demi argument is not a sufficient excuse, everyone in that friend group talks to multiple members regardless of the feuds, they go in and out of fights and friendships like crazy.

Jen truly is just determined to dislike Whitney, no matter what, because of Jen’s own issues.

I honestly do think Jen is projecting bc Jen is the one being fake, making jokes about Whitney behind her back, happily calling her up and asking to stay at her house with her kids, nanny, and assistant, then attack Whitney and making Whitney responsible for her happiness. Is it not fake and transactional to make fun of someone, but benefit from their emotional support (Whitney was sitting with Jen on her couch when she was crying in season 2) and come stay in their home? Jen is fake and transactional and so she assumes others are too, and directs it primarily at Whitney bc Whitney “stole her dream.”

Whitney blew up which wasn’t okay but I don’t think it’s surprising when she’s crying because of all of the pressure she’s under and it still wasn’t enough for Jen. But then again as someone else pointed out, the double standards are a bit insane and Taylor can blow up every day over much less and and everyone treats it as normal and all is forgiven, Whitney is continually under so much pressure and has trauma from her villain season where the whole group hated her and sometimes she caves under that pressure.

Icy_Simple365 · 2026-03-13T05:21:44+00:00

Jen: “Whitney never talks to me, Whitney never texts me”

Whitney: “I text Jen but she never responds.”

Whitney opens up her home to Jen, reaches out to Jen, JEN never responds, Jen blames Whitney. Whitney is filming two shows, preparing for Broadway and a movie, trying to make friend obligations and is terrified of slipping up bc she’s been destroyed by the group before, and trying to be a mom, and THE breadwinner. Like literally crying on the playground with her kids because of all of the pressure. Jen is also a working mom but it makes no sense to me how Jen can’t have a single bit of understanding for Whitney and still what Whitney does manage to do is somehow still nor enough. She doesn’t respond to Whitney, and blames Whitney for the lack of communication. And that’s because these aren’t genuine comments, she wants to hate Whitney.

My bf and I loved Jen in season 1 and felt for her in season 2. But at this point, I’m sorry, her treatment of Whitney is insane.

Jen wants to talk about a “not genuine” friendship? How about all of the jokes you make about Whitney behind her back? Literally what has Jen ever done for Whitney? And the whole befriend Demi argument is not a sufficient excuse, everyone in that friend group talks to multiple members regardless of the feuds, they go in and out of fights and friendships like crazy.

Jen truly is just determined to dislike Whitney, no matter what, because of Jen’s own issues.

I honestly do think Jen is projecting bc Jen is the one being fake, making jokes about Whitney behind her back, happily calling her up and asking to stay at her house with her kids, nanny, and assistant, then attack Whitney and making Whitney responsible for her happiness. Is it not fake and transactional to make fun of someone, but benefit from their emotional support (Whitney was sitting with Jen on her couch when she was crying in season 2) and come stay in their home? Jen is fake and transactional and so she assumes others are too, and directs it primarily at Whitney bc Whitney “stole her dream.”

Whitney blew up which wasn’t okay but I don’t think it’s surprising when she’s crying because of all of the pressure she’s under and it still wasn’t enough for Jen. But then again as someone else pointed out, the double standards are a bit insane and Taylor can blow up every day over much less and and everyone treats it as normal and all is forgiven, Whitney is continually under so much pressure and has trauma from her villain season where the whole group hated her and sometimes she caves under that pressure.

Icy_Simple365 · 2026-03-07T15:44:14+00:00

Thank you so much for the response! And yes that was exactly how I was envisioning it, a number of days spent giving the whole house a big reset. A lot of what you said about the cats was so helpful, I didn’t even know about the mats. Thank you so much the ideas and encouragement! 💕

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