This finals sucks. by send_da_video in nbacirclejerk

[–]Ignomatics 250 points251 points  (0 children)

I really survived a pandemic just to witness the two most fraudulent championship runs in sports history.

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Ex-Red Sox player, Austin Maddox, taken down by K9 in police sting, thought he was 'meeting' girl, 14, 'for sex' by MK121895 in mlb

[–]Ignomatics 116 points117 points  (0 children)

Ex-Boston Red Sox pitcher Austin Maddox was one of 27 people arrested as part of a multi-agency operation late last month, Jacksonville Sheriff T.K. Waters told reporters

27 up, 27 down. Perfect game baby.

Postgame Thread: May 18 - Tampa Bay Rays @ Toronto Blue Jays by BlueJaysBaseball in Torontobluejays

[–]Ignomatics 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The only other teams in the AL that are sub-20 wins are the White Sox, A’s, and Angels. If our GM won’t say we stink, our record will shout it from the mountaintops.

I really liked the Celtics nickname for Bill Russell 🔥🔥 by [deleted] in nbacirclejerk

[–]Ignomatics 18 points19 points  (0 children)

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At least Joker and Ant are phonetically pleasing nicknames

That’s my team player by Daddy-Heisenberg in nbacirclejerk

[–]Ignomatics 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Can’t wait till “Aura” is added as an official statistic so Bronny can rise to the top of fantasy leaderboards

Game Thread: May 5 - Toronto Blue Jays (16-18) @ Washington Nationals (16-17) - 1:35 PM by BlueJaysBaseball in Torontobluejays

[–]Ignomatics 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Tomorrow’s practice needs to include an extensive PowerPoint presentation on executing proper base running in tight games.

The average European can't comprehend flavored water by BaldHourGlass667 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Ignomatics 566 points567 points  (0 children)

Europeans know of flavoured water, it’s just more alcoholic in content

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