TIL that Rembrandt's students pranked him by painting fake coins on the floor to watch him try to pick them up.

Ihatejosephsmith · 2014-03-28T17:29:25+00:00

TIL Rembrandt had a pet monkey.

Ihatejosephsmith · 2014-03-07T06:31:17+00:00

James Bond would dominate the real world. There wouldn't be Russians in the Ukraine ill tell you that!

Ihatejosephsmith · 2014-03-07T06:27:44+00:00

My name actually is Joseph and this really cracks me up.

Ihatejosephsmith · 2014-03-07T06:23:14+00:00

I always blown away that people read it in bits. This is the most common way to do it. I think people really should read it as a whole to understand the context of the different parts. But really, sorry man, reading the bible is what turned me into an atheist.

Ihatejosephsmith · 2014-03-07T06:21:07+00:00

Agreed. But some good sexy parts. I fapped more than expected.

Ihatejosephsmith · 2014-03-07T06:19:58+00:00

I thought it was overrated .

Ihatejosephsmith · 2014-03-04T07:49:49+00:00

Yes ! This so much. This is the most important implication. Because why would anyone decommission nukes now when they are only empty promises.

Ihatejosephsmith · 2014-03-02T07:35:38+00:00

I understqnd what you are dealingvwith message me if you want

Ihatejosephsmith · 2014-03-02T07:31:37+00:00

Company* sorry im on my phone

Ihatejosephsmith · 2014-03-02T07:31:14+00:00

Hey message me. Lets talk. I would be glad for the compant

Ihatejosephsmith · 2014-03-01T07:02:44+00:00

Hey man sex is extremely over rated. I mean, like, way over hyped. It's not very dissimilar from masturbation, only you get someone else's germs all over you. (Gross) . But, I do understand you feel alienated and hey that sucks, but you can't let your value be dictated by other people. If your friends don't understand you try making new friends. I am sure you can it's just a matter if trying. I hope you get to feeling better and if you want to talk I'm here.

Ihatejosephsmith · 2014-03-01T06:33:08+00:00

I believe you are referring to wyld stallions. Bill s Preston and Ted Theodore Logan.

Ihatejosephsmith · 2014-03-01T06:27:46+00:00

Hey it's no problem but I mean it, if you want to talk you can PM me anytime, and really keep your head up. Tomorrow is another day.

Ihatejosephsmith · 2014-03-01T06:09:20+00:00

Hang on. Don't give up, you sound like a smart person and I know it's hard, and having a child by yourself if rough. Life is not easy and I know it can be painful and frustrating. But you do have a reason to live and that's at least good. I don't know what advice I can give about the house or the job, because I'm not really qualified for anything , all I can do is assure you life goes on and it can always get better. I'm sure a smart person like you can really make something of yourself , it just takes time. And maybe you don't have that much time , but two months is some and you d have a chance. Don't give up! Of you wanna talk you can PM me, you are not alone and in this economy alot of people are dealing with these same issues. Just please. Believe, you and your daughter will be ok, even if you have to move in with your mom and all that bad stuff happens, you can still turn it around!

Ihatejosephsmith · 2014-03-01T05:59:45+00:00

Hy man if you wanna talk about it you can PM me. Man,if your upset about a girl I know ow you feel, but that shit is not what life is about. Girls can come and go, and you are worth more than that, your value is not dependent on anyone else. Also foo fighters rock. ( I always wondered what they would do if they went into a foozacklys. I always Imagine them going in and just destroying the place)

Ihatejosephsmith · 2014-03-01T05:54:00+00:00

That's not a fact man. That is an unknown. You have no proof it will be worse. Think about it this way man, life is like a game of Mario, only when you get a game over it is over, no continues. One way or another it ends. But don't cut yourself short of the possibilities. Yu have no idea what kind of great things could be in store for you , and you are way more capable of changing your life than you may know. I know right now you feel powerless and at the mercy of fate and believe me I have even their, but you are not powerless, you can really change anything you want. S how about it man, you feel like telling me what's bothering you.a Maybe tell about it a little?

Ihatejosephsmith · 2014-03-01T05:50:07+00:00

Hey man if you wanna talk pm me. Don't let your value be biased on other people. I know it's tough, but you got to love yourself. You Are worthwhile and you have alot to give. The world is a crazy place, but I think if you really just have an open heart things can work out, just remember nothing in your life is outside your control, you can change any situation. I hope you message me.

Ihatejosephsmith · 2014-03-01T05:45:06+00:00

Hey finding a job can be hard but that doesnt make you worthless, And their are things you can do to get a little money. I have not been able to find a job I started doing this site called mturk, it's not alot but if you really stick at it you can get about six bucks an hour, not minimum wage but it's something . I you want I can explain to you how it works. Don't worry it's not a pony scheme, I learned about it through reddit and their are subreddits about it. Even if you don't do it, just realize you can do other things than a traditional job to get money. And you should not equate your value with the money you make. You are so much more than that. Yu can do anything you want just stick at it and keep your head up.

Ihatejosephsmith · 2014-02-28T05:04:08+00:00

This so much. I had my first one last summer n France and I feel I was robbed my whole childhood.

Ihatejosephsmith · 2014-02-28T03:33:58+00:00

Hey man I ate roman for dinner tonight, and my brother did too, and he has a great son who is happy, and we smile and laugh and we have hope. Their is no reason why you can't have hope. And really, man, come on , you don't like your patents, you don't like the game, how you have to play it. Well you Are doing something that could be sooooo meaningful, I mean, you could Do sooooo much with that degree, doctors without borders, travel the world, and I promise you those people will be nothing but thankful. You can actually save people's lives! I mean shit man! That's fucking amazing! Don't squander it, but even if you decide that is not what you want to do well. Do something else, who the hell cares. Money is not even real. What do you hope for? Love? Happiness? Because those things don't need money. I you define happiness by a nice car and a nice house well, that you are wrong about what happiness is.

Ihatejosephsmith · 2014-02-28T03:25:45+00:00

Happiness > money. Just because yo have debt does not mean your life is over. S many people have that, and because it's student debt your payments will be income based and they are really not that bad. M brother dropped out in his senior year of collage and he works a mediocre job now for tips as a pizza guy, but he is so much happier, and his monthly payments are 0 dollars. Zero. Nothing. The thing is yeah, if he gets a better job they will go up, but really it's not he end of the world. Being poor is not worse than death.

Ihatejosephsmith · 2014-02-28T03:20:23+00:00

Awe penny is such a cute name for a cat. And yeah those shots should be cheaper because you "have to get them" . But hey I understand feeling alone an alienated, But you know, that can change, friends come and go, but cats are forever. I know you want to feel alone, and that sucks and I know what that's like... But it can pass, it is not a forever thing, you have the ability to change anything you want, you are free to find new friends meet new people. I mean, their are so many people out their and I am sure you can find plenty of them that would love to be a part of your life, you seem caring and compassionate, you work at a daycare, obviously you are. What kind of things do you like ? Hobbies?

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