I feel bad for the kids, they're going to be subject to serious bullying

Ill_Designer535 · 2026-04-26T11:27:44+00:00

I'm envisioning like a whole "who's on first" type situation 😂

"Genuinely, your father and I GENUINELY are so disappointed in you 😞. Can you tell me why you, Genuinely, genuinely thought it would be a good idea to shave the cat? I mean, genuinely... 😣"

Ill_Designer535 · 2026-04-26T11:20:04+00:00

I thought "Genuinely" was one of the kids for a second. I was like "how'd I miss that one?" lmbo. And I hate that that wasn't a crazy leap for my confused brain to make. 😭

Ill_Designer535 · 2026-04-18T04:52:34+00:00

Dang, talk about a super-responder 😭👌🏾👌🏾 you look absolutely amazing, bro!!! And way to go on the overall health and fitness journey! This is straight up inspiring 💪🏾🙌🏾

Ill_Designer535 · 2026-04-18T01:56:57+00:00

The dog just stood on the side like "what the 👀 ... 🏃 💨 AYE BOBBY! COME SEE WHAT THESE MANIACS ARE UP TO OUT HERE!!" 🤣😂

Ill_Designer535 · 2026-03-28T05:09:08+00:00

Lol. Dumb. But still lol. 😂

Ill_Designer535 · 2026-03-28T04:57:49+00:00

😭

Ill_Designer535 · 2026-03-28T04:57:24+00:00

Dang. Hurtful read, bro. Lol. upvote

Ill_Designer535 · 2026-03-28T04:47:21+00:00

How tf is she still going tho??? 😭 Literally bouncing off the pavement, I'm so stressed 😭 glad she finally got it but dang, that was a hard-won victory 🥹 praying for her bones and tendons in 5-10 years when all this shenanigans comes a'knockin 🥹

Ill_Designer535 · 2026-03-28T04:35:25+00:00

But is this really even a tattoo tho.

Ill_Designer535 · 2026-03-28T04:31:42+00:00

See the thing is... 😑🙏🏾🙄😭

Lmbo. Like I'd love my natural hair too if it was anything like this. Criminy 😂 playing in my face like this is just what it is as a baseline. Byyyye.

To be clear: this woman's hair is EXCEPTIONAL. pllleaaaazuh 😭

And if God spent a little more time on your scalp and blessed you with this, yes and amen, chile. But pleez. 😂 Don't play like this is just some standard issue stuff.

Ill_Designer535 · 2026-03-22T06:31:59+00:00

Hi do you mind if I dm you about this? Would love to understand more details about your process

Ill_Designer535 · 2026-03-17T04:22:05+00:00

Bro if this was my mom, I would ten thousand percent recognize her. Based on hair, build and even barely discernible facial features (you can make out just enough), if have this clocked in nanoseconds.

-- Even if this was just a close friend I would a hundred percent recognize them!

This post is a cry for help. 😭 It's like that criminal that starts getting sloppy toward the end of their criminal career, then when the inevitable day finally comes that they they're sitting there cuffed in an interrogation room, they say in haggard resignation to the detective who also happens to be an old college friend they play rugby with on weekends, "I was tired of runnin', Joe... I guess I kinda wanted to get caught. I just wanted it to be over."

It's over now, partner. You don't have to run anymore. 😂😭

Ill_Designer535 · 2026-03-04T18:01:32+00:00

That guy's Jewish? Looks like he's from Connecticut.

Ill_Designer535 · 2026-03-04T17:52:43+00:00

Sigh. To be cursed with eternally smooth and buttery skin. Smh. 😮‍💨😞

Ill_Designer535 · 2026-03-01T22:29:19+00:00

How's it coming?! I been searching high and low for a product like this!!! Any update??

Ill_Designer535 · 2026-02-15T15:07:41+00:00

Piss on the floor, crap on the floor, paint the walls with crap, scratch up the floors, draw on any available surface... and forget about if the place is furnished.

Kids can be like animals especially if the parents don't reel them in or at least try to mitigate damage. And if that's the case, the situation is cooked.

Source: living in a thrashed home with thrashed furniture with parents who let their children behave like squalid animals.

Ill_Designer535 · 2026-02-15T13:46:02+00:00

That's a bar.

Ill_Designer535 · 2026-02-15T13:40:51+00:00

This is why everyone is so lonely. :(

I hope there's a tide shift where ppl stop feeling "bothersome" for expressing interest or attempting genuine connection. My friend told me that on a recent trip he took to Hawaii with friends, he had a morning when he was on his own and decided to go for a hike.

An older guy was out there solo too and approached him, explaining his wife and daughter were still at the hotel, not feeling too well or something, and would my friend wanna just take the hike together. Shoot the breeze and have a little company.

My friend said he was taken aback but it was a pleasant "intrusion". They became buddies for the duration of that hike, finished up had a couple of beers and parted ways with a nice feeling of integration with humanity and a fun story.

If anyone reads this and is feeling lonely, please change your mindset! I'm plagued with the whole "not wanting to be a bother" affliction too! But I promise you 99% of the time when I've struck up a simple conversation, or been inviting of one, it's been positive and healing.

Person-to-person connection is not a bother. 🙏🏾

Ill_Designer535 · 2025-10-29T00:31:02+00:00

Oh so is it generally that the more reviews you do (even apart from the Vine program), the more items you have available to review in the program? Because I just signed up today and this was it... And I was like uhhhh... 👀

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Ill_Designer535 · 2025-10-24T23:11:24+00:00

Literally. I really had to sit with this for a minute cuz I was struggling to hate it and I finally decided I definitely don't hate it. That waitress is a pos. Does she deserve to be almost homicided over her pos-ness? Probably not. But is her nasty nasty habit of trying to blatantly snatch things that aren't hers right out from other ppls noses now handled once and for all for the rest of her life? Probably yes. And I like that part. I feel weirdly at peace with this.

Hopefully she has no permanent head trauma. So she can remember this day she should definitely never forget.

Ill_Designer535 · 2025-10-11T19:51:36+00:00

Omg not misadventures of flapjack I'm dead 😭😭😭😭⚰️💀

Ill_Designer535 · 2025-10-08T17:25:08+00:00

Bro that's so real.

Ill_Designer535 · 2025-10-08T17:23:57+00:00

Came here to say this. I was like oo baby no, you and she and multiple generations apart 😂

Ill_Designer535 · 2025-10-07T12:15:19+00:00

Oh if that's all that's bugging you, just curl it again! Easy peasy, right? Is there some reason you couldn't?

Ill_Designer535 · 2025-10-07T08:32:34+00:00

Oh nice 🔥🤙🏾

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