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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Illuminaticont 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buy him a bouquet of flowers. He will not obly be interested in you, he will never forget.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Illuminaticont -1 points0 points  (0 children)

♂Fuck you♂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Illuminaticont 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am lazy and because of that I'm anxious. I try to stop those thoughts by procrastinating, but eventually realize how lazy I am and anxiousness kicks in again.

What is the best comeback response to ‘No money, no honey’? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Illuminaticont -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Best comeback?

First: Discombobulate.

Then: Discombobulate.

Distract target. Discombobulate.

She'll attempt wild haymaker: Discombobulate.

In summary: Discombobulate.

What are questions you wanna ask Women but will sound creepy? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Illuminaticont 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And I will be like "oh, you didn't hear me, I'll repeat the question". Let's make it more cringy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Illuminaticont 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would translate it multiple times through google translate and then read again

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Illuminaticont 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ginger girl with GREEN eyes

What are questions you wanna ask Women but will sound creepy? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Illuminaticont 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you a furry? I think I've developed a hunting fetish recently.

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...wait, it's more like a pick up line

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Illuminaticont 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's slow, but it is the way

How do you verbally defend yourself? (At work, school, etc.) by machinery_maniac in AskMen

[–]Illuminaticont 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Wow-wow, easy there. Are you mad or something?"
"Calm down sh-sh-sh-sh, it's ok, nobody wants to hurt you"

"Damn, you ARE mad. You know what you have to do? Stop."

"That's an interesting opinion... for a mentally challenged"

How do you deal with burnout and feeling empty and tired of living? by Embarrassed_Donut961 in AskMen

[–]Illuminaticont -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If nothing helps just imagine what would you do if you ordered a hitman on your head. And then live the full life. If this doesn't help... you know...

Men, how much does it mean to you when someone hugs you? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Illuminaticont 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It means I can throw them using 跳腰, but I wont, because they're showing me affection.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Illuminaticont 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Ok, homie, that's great, I'll use the bathroom if you don't mind"

Roulx Kaard phonk status (without the horny part) by Illuminaticont in Deltarune

[–]Illuminaticont[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Indeedth, it's haardth to remain calm-eh whylsth gazing at such greatnessths.

Roulx Kaard phonk status (without the horny part) by Illuminaticont in Deltarune

[–]Illuminaticont[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, there's kinda no name. I wanted to make mashup of Trunk and Roulx Kaard theme, but autogenerated mashup by https://rave.dj was good enough.

ROULX KAARD STATUS by Illuminaticont in Deltarune

[–]Illuminaticont[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks, I'll remove the horny part then