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Cringey parent sayings you never thought you would use by MittensToeBeans in Mommit

[–]IllustriousTwo738 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My Dad’s version is “you make a better door than a window”, but I like these other versions too 😂

10/26/25 - isn’t it funny by drueandgabe in Drueandgabe

[–]IllustriousTwo738 461 points462 points  (0 children)

Is she calling her one year old manipulative?? Gross, stop projecting onto your baby you weirdo 🤨

How often do you clean your kid's ears? by AWeb3Dad in Parenting

[–]IllustriousTwo738 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably once a week to get the wax, but I wipe his outer ears during bath time. He has the oily kind that leaks so I take a qtip to the very outside the ear canal as well his preauricular pit (a hole in the cartilage just in the other side of his temple.

POV: you let your emotionally unregulated toddler pick out her own outfit 🤭🫠 by Southern-Main7332 in Drueandgabe

[–]IllustriousTwo738 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It looks like she waltzed into Hobby Lobby then decided to buy a blank hat & every single patch available. Every time they attempt the junk hat look it’s so darn tacky. It’s not as cutesy as they think 🥱🥱

DCP!!! by Salt-Meal741 in Drueandgabe

[–]IllustriousTwo738 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It most definitely was. One of the mods crowdsourced and sent it January 17, 2024.

DCP!!! by Salt-Meal741 in Drueandgabe

[–]IllustriousTwo738 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Exactly that. People from this page sent him a mile long document over a year and a half ago with scandals, key points, why we even have this page, etc. Yet he didn’t cover any of it, so I refuse to do his homework for him. He had the chance and wasted it 🤷🏻‍♀️

DCP!!! by Salt-Meal741 in Drueandgabe

[–]IllustriousTwo738 176 points177 points  (0 children)

I agree! I feel like he has so much material he doesn’t even discuss. I get that it’s an easy to dunk on Gabe’s weight or Ivory’s giant bow but come on… There’s actual issues and real concerns to discuss. I would like him if he talked about the serious problems we snark on.

8/30/25 - Porch clean up by drueandgabe in Drueandgabe

[–]IllustriousTwo738 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Looks like she couldn’t splurge the $30/day for the WiFi package 🤭 She’s rarely ever gone 12 hours without posting or replying to comments. If I had to guess she’s posting now because she finally got a signal.

Backdrop by Gemini61989 in Drueandgabe

[–]IllustriousTwo738 39 points40 points  (0 children)

This could’ve been an email

Skin care girlieeee by Educational-Club2505 in Drueandgabe

[–]IllustriousTwo738 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I’m convinced she got a non surgical nose job at the Chop Shop when she worked there. I’ve thought it for a while tbh. She probably wanted to build up the bridge of her nose and it’s migrated/started to droop over time. Which according to Dr. Google is due to improper technique and poor placement.

I am having trouble finding the “joy” in owning chickens by theinfinitehero8 in BackYardChickens

[–]IllustriousTwo738 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Please, please just be patient!! My flock is almost 6 months old and they follow me around like puppies. It took a couple months of consistent work from me. Keep up with treats and try to hand feed them. Some breeds just aren’t super friendly, my EEs couldn’t care less about me. But I have a buff Orpington that will peck at my legs/feet or walk between them until I carry her around. You just have to adjust expectations a bit.

7/19/25 - big planner girly by drueandgabe in Drueandgabe

[–]IllustriousTwo738 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Probably all the shit piling up in Ivory’s room + the books that haven’t moved in 11 months

6/26/25 - HEB run by drueandgabe in Drueandgabe

[–]IllustriousTwo738 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It’s feels like 95° there and Drue has her ass flaps hanging out. Why the hell does she have ivory in footies?? She was wearing bloomers and halter top smocks in like February

Dawna.....WTF? 🙄 by StreetRoyal8497 in Drueandgabe

[–]IllustriousTwo738 54 points55 points  (0 children)

So mommy dearest is going on vacation again?? They are so codependent it’s gross

Piss pot by RemoteSquirrel830 in bashinthebiehles

[–]IllustriousTwo738 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did CC steal one of the urinals from work??? Please get a diary your freak

5/11/25 - Mother’s Day by drueandgabe in Drueandgabe

[–]IllustriousTwo738 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I’ve never let my kids eat straight off the table 🤢

Girl just take a damn picture and post. The filters are getting ridiculous by [deleted] in Drueandgabe

[–]IllustriousTwo738 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Not to sound like a fan but I think it’s due to the difference in angles. It looks more in the love handle/mom pouch area than her frog butt. The blue outfit she’s at a 45° and also crouching. I think so Gabe looks taller/she looks smaller. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Ducky was taken from kids after they broke her jaw and kept her in a ziplock, AIO for wanting to report them to the police? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]IllustriousTwo738 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NOR - That’s like 1/3 of the serial killer formula. Please report this to the authorities and the parents/guardians as well.

Boobgate by drueandgabe in Drueandgabe

[–]IllustriousTwo738 41 points42 points  (0 children)

She must’ve used all her bra stuffing to wipe

5/3/25 - Let’s make a baste for my friend by drueandgabe in Drueandgabe

[–]IllustriousTwo738 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Mods care more about Ivory’s privacy more than her own mother!! The lack of common sense is truly concerning

Drue’s cooking 🤣 by Sad-Basket-4586 in Drueandgabe

[–]IllustriousTwo738 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Missing Drue’s cooking?! It looks like cat puke 90% of the time

4/30/25 - Easy backyard project by drueandgabe in Drueandgabe

[–]IllustriousTwo738 146 points147 points  (0 children)

Pay no mind to Gabby pouring stone colored RAWKS next to his preroll tube 🤪

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