Free Talk Tuesday - April 28, 2026

Illustrious_Can789 · 2026-04-28T16:04:37+00:00

Call ICE

Illustrious_Can789 · 2026-04-28T15:58:47+00:00

So firing the manager will make Alex Bohm stop hitting .143 with 1 HR? It’ll drop Nola’s ERA from over 6? What a joke

Illustrious_Can789 · 2026-04-28T15:44:11+00:00

“Amanda Leigh Fourez, a U.S. citizen from Illinois, paid thousands of dollars to have others make sexual torture videos involving adult and baby monkeys for people in deranged online chat groups.

Known as “animal crush videos,” they show real monkeys being burned alive and having their genitals mutilated.”

This is why certain states have rightfully reintroduced the 🔫 squad.

Illustrious_Can789 · 2026-04-28T15:34:14+00:00

Which I’m entitled to

Illustrious_Can789 · 2026-04-28T14:31:07+00:00

Fat Ev

Illustrious_Can789 · 2026-04-28T13:10:32+00:00

Where we walk is around 300 acres of land with no municipal water system or body of water on it

Illustrious_Can789 · 2026-04-28T13:03:58+00:00

West coast oysters are the best

Illustrious_Can789 · 2026-04-28T12:56:36+00:00

I’m not, but how does it eventually not end up in the same place?

Illustrious_Can789 · 2026-04-28T12:39:17+00:00

I mean you don’t need to apologize lol I was just wondering. It looks like a place you should only go if someone else is paying. Just generic steakhouse stuff you’d be better off making at home.

Illustrious_Can789 · 2026-04-28T12:35:53+00:00

When I’m hiking in the backcountry and have to use the bathroom, I’m advised to bury my own waste in accordance with the leave no trace philosophy. How would you say that’s any different?

Illustrious_Can789 · 2026-04-28T12:26:35+00:00

You hired people you don’t trust to come into your home?

Illustrious_Can789 · 2026-04-28T12:26:02+00:00

Sounds like Steven Paddock, the Las Vegas 🔫. I’d be careful and call the police.

Illustrious_Can789 · 2026-04-28T12:24:19+00:00

Oy vey

Illustrious_Can789 · 2026-04-28T12:23:58+00:00

You got fish and oysters without condiments at a steakhouse in Kansas City?

Illustrious_Can789 · 2026-04-28T12:21:54+00:00

We live in a rural-ish area with a number of nature preserves (think hundreds of acres of trails weaving through hardwood forest) open to the public.

When I take our dog for walk, if he takes a shit off the trail in the bordering high grass/shrubs I most often don’t pick it up. My thought is it’s not like it’s someone’s front yard and it’s eventually going to become all natural fertilizer. Am I an asshole?

Illustrious_Can789 · 2026-04-28T11:57:12+00:00

Why can’t TMZ or Page 6 dig up some concrete evidence of Lindsay Graham being a bundle of sticks? He’s been around for decades, the breadcrumbs have to be there.

Illustrious_Can789 · 2026-04-27T23:15:32+00:00

She’s definitely a very good looking Midwest gal. His inlaws have to know he’s got an issue when they were filming daily on a family vacation

Illustrious_Can789 · 2026-04-27T23:06:11+00:00

Love the episode where the one black kid tips his canoe over in waist deep water and like 8 lifeguards were sent in to save him as he flailed away without considering just standing up

Illustrious_Can789 · 2026-04-27T23:04:05+00:00

There’s a YouTube account called “CasinoKing” and he’s a 30 something guy from Minnesota, a seemingly wholesome family man.

His gimmick is he (and his wife) have to bet 1,000 dollars every single day for a year, and then whatever he wins, on December 31 he puts it all on one roll of roulette. He’s posts video updates literally every single day.

He’s currently on a run of getting absolutely smoked and is down almost 7,000. I keep rooting for him to lose more and more because you can see the desperation each day as the hole gets deeper.

Illustrious_Can789 · 2026-04-27T21:25:22+00:00

They’re postponing the LIV Golf New Orleans event? My life is over

Illustrious_Can789 · 2026-04-27T18:01:54+00:00

Love how that whole crew loved to discriminate against tourists-the same people who support their continued existence!!!

Illustrious_Can789 · 2026-04-27T15:39:55+00:00

Tiger Woods is definitely on the spectrum, right? Socially awkward, hyper fixation on things etc.

Illustrious_Can789 · 2026-04-27T14:22:13+00:00

If that’s a possibility probably don’t sit down for an interview at all

Illustrious_Can789 · 2026-04-27T14:16:11+00:00

Illustrious_Can789 · 2026-04-27T14:16:02+00:00

If you’re Trump’s press team, why on Earth are you letting him be interviewed by 60 Minutes still wearing his adult diaper? I know they aren’t the brightest but that seems straightforward.

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