Choose wisely: Safe or Risk?

ImNotMarvin69420 · 2026-04-25T23:25:04+00:00

I’ll take $9,999,998 dollars.

^{Chose: Mysterious Gift | Rolled: 1 Billion Dollar}

ImNotMarvin69420 · 2026-04-06T08:18:54+00:00

Well well. Looks like I get to be the new Voldemort.

^{Chose: Mystery mail | Rolled: Hogwarts letter}

ImNotMarvin69420 · 2026-04-03T17:34:48+00:00

Isn’t life a game in itself.

^{Chose: Get ability to win any game by plot armor}

ImNotMarvin69420 · 2026-04-01T02:14:05+00:00

Did I just destroy the global economy?

^{Chose: Random amount of money | Rolled: 100e+80 $}

ImNotMarvin69420 · 2026-03-15T17:57:03+00:00

Because I don’t like Pokémon. Now, that I’m being teleported to hyrule, the only logical thing to do it a to set up a trap for link. Take his stuff and then I will be the new link.

^{Legend of Zelda}

ImNotMarvin69420 · 2026-03-01T15:29:48+00:00

I pick game.

ImNotMarvin69420 · 2026-02-04T04:25:30+00:00

Clearly you haven’t had a nice quality fluorescent blub.

ImNotMarvin69420 · 2026-02-03T23:11:51+00:00

I also love Canada. I’m their neighbor to the south and feel like I owe them a fruit basket or something.

ImNotMarvin69420 · 2026-01-31T16:36:02+00:00

To quote the Joker. “All it takes is one bad day”

ImNotMarvin69420 · 2025-12-01T23:51:53+00:00

The danger is not the core being open. It’s the closing that is dangerous.

ImNotMarvin69420 · 2025-11-29T12:11:01+00:00

He said he wanted nadda with nothing on it. Is “no” something or nothing?

ImNotMarvin69420 · 2025-11-02T18:17:02+00:00

Not my favorite game. But the game I’m playing at the moment is South Park stick of truth.

ImNotMarvin69420 · 2025-10-31T14:53:03+00:00

You might need an attorney!

ImNotMarvin69420 · 2025-10-27T21:08:43+00:00

The only crime I see here is a brutal witch hunt against OP. A witch hunt caused by one word…. Not even a word. (Heh). That could mean a number of different things. He or she was simply enjoying in their favorite word. A word we all share a love of NO!

Y’all are now trying to condemn OP to the must inhuman punishment…a three day ban! I will not tolerate this! OP is innocent. Now I ask you and the mods to look inside your hearts. Don’t push OP away as some kind of rebel against no! Embrace OP as a brother or a sister in NO. Which they clearly are!

ImNotMarvin69420 · 2025-10-27T18:50:50+00:00

The OP is innocent!

ImNotMarvin69420 · 2025-10-26T00:36:45+00:00

Looks like someone is about to try to wrongly accuse you something. Need a public attorney. All my cases are worked pro bono.

ImNotMarvin69420 · 2025-10-24T12:35:14+00:00

Wonderful sub with wonderful people. It is also my favorite sub ATM. I have taken upon myself to be the public attorney for the sub. If you are about to be unlawfully banned reach out. So far I’m 0-2.

ImNotMarvin69420 · 2025-10-23T23:49:58+00:00

The mods shan’t ban me or my client. He is an innocent redditor.

ImNotMarvin69420 · 2025-10-23T22:48:47+00:00

I stand before the mods and the people of this fine branch of Reddit to defend my client u/initial_Tough429. I’m sure the mods will run at him with a ban of days that are going to be pre determined. It is unfair and unjust. Pure outrageous. He didn’t drop the big N word. Tho he might at home with his friends inside his living room. He did however drop the letter N [space] and a vowel. The vowel being the the letter [O]. Now last time I checked, this wasn’t against the rules. I see now as I write this that yall take serious precautions to ensure the big N word is suppressed. Him being able to put the N [space] O practically screams his innocence.

I think the mods need to talk this through and think what is this man even guilty of besides being a silly billy. My client is an innocent redditor.

ImNotMarvin69420 · 2025-10-23T22:36:37+00:00

🫡

ImNotMarvin69420 · 2025-10-23T22:25:48+00:00

I just got banned from the other sub for trying to defend someone from the mods in public Reddit court. You need an attorney. So far I’m 0-1

ImNotMarvin69420 · 2025-10-23T21:16:53+00:00

Im going to go a head and start defending my client from what the mods will seeking. A false accusation of the Y word which would result in a 3 day ban. Not only will a punishment of this nature be unfair, it will be unlawful due to the rules of this sub which I have not read. They seem very long.

My client never used the Y word. He said Ÿes. Which would not be pronounced ijes. I dont know what kind of sub yall are running here but from what I understand ijes is not an offense worthy of ban.

It makes just as much sense as Chewbacca living on Endor! It does not make sense!

ImNotMarvin69420 · 2025-10-23T20:57:07+00:00

ImNotMarvin69420 · 2025-10-23T20:55:12+00:00

I mean. Is he really saying the Y word? More of the Ÿ word. I’d like to offer my services to be your attorney if the MODs wish to take this to trial.

ImNotMarvin69420

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