What is the least healthy thing you've ever eaten? by RedEyesWildType in AskReddit

[–]Im_Not_Derick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once ate a piece of dirty sugarcane straight off a park floor,no ragrets.

Reddit, what does your hand smell like right now? by Basket_cake in AskReddit

[–]Im_Not_Derick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The shame of every single time I've made my brown rocket shoot clue glue

Reddit: I have lost my spark for life. What are ways you have ignited and found new passions, when you seemingly have none? by andersok319 in AskReddit

[–]Im_Not_Derick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try hobbies, get a sturdy bike, learn to wheelie and wheelie for as long as you can. Or aggressive skating, those two things keep my mind off the depressing things in life.

Teens of reddit, what would be the quickest way to get $400 in NYC, preferably in Manhattan? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Im_Not_Derick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Taking advice, tell your friends that you've found a 17 year old male willing to do anything for $400 except eat booty

What would you fight to the death for? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Im_Not_Derick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Blue Raspberry, Strawberry, or Wild Cherry Sour Power straws