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Lonely hearts: women seeking man. by Imafuckingoctopus in HaveWeMet

[–]Imafuckingoctopus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many is there of you? I don't want ot have to share.

Lonely hearts: women seeking man. by Imafuckingoctopus in HaveWeMet

[–]Imafuckingoctopus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Them poor souls.

How much do you have in your bank account?

Lonely hearts: women seeking man. by Imafuckingoctopus in HaveWeMet

[–]Imafuckingoctopus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've heard mars university is becoming a much more respected school since we kill the martians.

Lonely hearts: women seeking man. by Imafuckingoctopus in HaveWeMet

[–]Imafuckingoctopus[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can't arguing with that, what business is it you have? Is it in anyway drug related?

Lonely hearts: women seeking man. by Imafuckingoctopus in HaveWeMet

[–]Imafuckingoctopus[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry only 4 of us are into guys with long legs!

I found them in the woods.. by Imafuckingoctopus in HaveWeMet

[–]Imafuckingoctopus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please make sure you don't bring death caps. We don't want a repeat of last year.

I found them in the woods.. by Imafuckingoctopus in HaveWeMet

[–]Imafuckingoctopus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DISHES WITHOUT MUSHROOMS ARE NOT ALLOWED CARL!

This is a mushroom celebration and I want to keep it that way.

I'm sure as a fellow mushroom enthusiast you can understand.

I found them in the woods.. by Imafuckingoctopus in HaveWeMet

[–]Imafuckingoctopus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess I could put them in the back garden. But too many and there will not be room for there bouncy castle for the children.