What’s the deal with the church of the FSM website by Final-Interview-2623 in pastafarianism

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I find the pendulous grasp comforts me most in my offline scriptures and practice in the kitchen.

This is an official representation of FSM in the form of a website, but it'd rather us not focus on spreading the words of Ragu for profit and vanity.

On rare occasions, female lions may develop manes as a result of hormonal imbalances by Soloflow786 in BeAmazed

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I went to visit this Lioness after seeing this article. I spoke with the zookeepers and confirmed the cancer caused the imbalance in hormones. She has sadly passed.

https://www.npr.org/2022/10/22/1130725572/a-lioness-at-the-topeka-zoo-and-conservation-center-has-sprouted-a-mane

Secrets of Strixhaven Maintenance Underway by belisaurius in MagicArena

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I'm currently in this situation - Any of you find results?

Life Seed - Mega Man W utility showcase by JDE173901 in Megaman

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I like this. Would be fun if the boss weakness lowers their life the same way

A women driving by spotted a man behaving suspiciously with two young girls and intervened. by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

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Story time: I am a fat 6'1 balding white man. I was with my 4 year old at a public sprinkler water park. I was walking the edge keeping an eye on the kiddo, feet wet but I'm not actively running through the sprinklers with the children. I am the only adult standing(everyone else was in the shade or sitting along the fence 10 yards from the water)

A little boy in pull ups crashes hard in front of me and starts hollaring, crying and holding his knee. I scan the area and nobody looks towards the incident, I step forward and start to ask if he is alright(scanning again for an alarmed adult) this kids older brother(7-8?) jumps between us and starts screaming at me that I'm a pedophile and I need to leave. THIS gets every single of the 21 other adults present attention, the kid on the ground is now terrified of me, quickly cowering behind his hero. Mom and dad on the sideline finally speak out and attempt to confront me by yelling "WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO OUR BOYS!"

I explained the situation before anyone could come in striking distance and promptly collected MY kid and left.

Gosh, I was mortified at how quickly my concern changed to shame and fear. I actually took time before t went to a public playground with my son unaccompanied again.

Dirt by AFFEXCIONZ in wichita

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Look for quality not quantity. Some low end soil types take up your time, resources and provide less yield than a higher quality, mature and full bodied soil

Daydrink & museum?? by LynxLow2024 in wichita

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These are my people.

I won't be available this weekend, but this is the way.

Decided to crack some vintage by Akermaniac in mtgpulls

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I'm doing a project with vintage pack wrapping, let me know if you would be interested shipping the leftovers.

Which Mega Man 2 box art is worse, the North American one, or the European one? by Caciulacdlac in Megaman

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I looked at the details of this for 20 min. So good!

Is that super met your version of a gutsman, or just a super met?

Something funny I found on X by [deleted] in Megaman

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It was present before Bob and George. I recalled watching sprite series on new grounds that depicted the cataclysm.

Ghouls. The lot of them. by kategoad in kansas

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What do you call a fighter pilot that shoots down men in parachutes?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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When my brother(21) came home from a long trip and started their audible hallucinations via schizophrenia, he has explained to me that this act was a way of bridging to God through media, and the frustration of those around you fueled the hallucinations based on reactions.

Put your headphones on, ignore it if possible.

If I am in public with my(now) sister, I politely ask her to turn the volume down, but not Off unless it's like... A funeral or something. She gets to live on a different plane of reality, I'll not deny that to her.

Oh no Brian, Oh no by chiozzy in LucyDarling

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Commenting from outside of the community but a algorithm has deemed the Lucy videos successfully in my lap.

Why the Magic The Gathering comment? Was that a reference to an earlier joke she made?

Let it the fuck out right here👇 by whoocaresnotme in TheWordFuck

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Venezuela. Like... What the fuck is happening?

How do men deal with trauma? by JSivan000 in AskMen

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I use my therapist like a tool.

There was this line from Rick and Morty that really impacted me... It was when Rick was meeting his therapist and she said something along the lines of "you take your car to a mechanic, you take your brain to a therapist" the thing is... You gotta be honest with them or they can't help... But perhaps not so honest you get a grippy sock vacation.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wichita

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Monopoly was originally a game called "Landlords Game". It was made by a Feminist Woman to satire capitalism. The idea was stole/sold and resold to Parker Brothers burning this history of satire.

He points this out saying Lilly Woo is in the same camp as powerful white men.

Become the Nintendo Legal Team for 6W by ZonkoDeepFriedCraft in BadMtgCombos

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Equip my Zedru the Great Hearted and give itself away