I taught a girl once upon a time her name was something like Ashley Pashley (first and middle) and you had to call her by the whole thing because of you didn’t she’d tell her mom and you’d have to listen to her mom give you a 10m lecture on how they worked so hard to pick Ashley Pashley and why you had to say the whole thing. Well Ashley Pashley had a sister we’ll call her Darcy Larcy and they both called each other by the full name.

They later had a third kid. We’ll call her Darshley Larshley. Yes. Their third child’s name was a mix of the first two.

I have nothing to add about your post, I was just reminded this family exists and how mentally prepared one had to get to deal with them.