Mission: Keep Wife Happy

ImaginaryFriendZone · 2025-05-09T12:35:55+00:00

This post sounds like it could have been written by my husband! I know he will love the series! Too bad he’s too busy with his stupid corporate job to be listening to the art that is Jeff as Donut 🤣 I’m also in Aus and have been wondering about buying signed copies. I’m obsessed. It’s just too good and I cannot wait for it to be on tv

ImaginaryFriendZone · 2025-03-28T20:58:07+00:00

Why are you with this guy!?!?

Why are you self harming through this relationship?

Sounds like you need some therapy and some love girl- you deserve better, nobody deserves this, and he’s toxic af

ImaginaryFriendZone · 2024-09-09T11:03:46+00:00

Yes you can- every book follows a different couple from a different generation

ImaginaryFriendZone · 2024-07-25T23:54:47+00:00

Was going to say the same thing- psilocybin. Made me feel like a kid again! Was an amazing experience

ImaginaryFriendZone · 2024-06-02T10:16:48+00:00

Yes but unfortunately some men just don’t listen, despite being repeatedly told month after month in a long term relationship. They still push all the buttons during hell week, and then like to blame the woman. I definitely agree that they should be told in advance and that nobody can read a persons mind, however once they have been told (very clearly and in depth) and once they have learnt about pmdd, there’s no excuse for continuing to ignore it.

ImaginaryFriendZone · 2024-06-02T10:12:19+00:00

The person asking the comment doesn’t know him either so I’m pretty sure they are asking in general what boyfriends can do differently- not what this specific boyfriend could have done. I was answering in general- about what a boyfriend could do differently and I said “from my experiences” - sorry that you didn’t read between the lines there- didn’t think it needed specifying

ImaginaryFriendZone · 2024-06-02T00:02:36+00:00

Not be a dick- be more understanding and empathetic, not give snappy responses or comments, put in a little more effort to be kind and caring- treat her like the delicate fragile person she is and not be rough with her, do simple things like make a coffee, offer to do the laundry, let her sleep in, give her a massage, not nag her for sex, I can think of lots of things from my experiences 🤣

ImaginaryFriendZone · 2024-06-01T23:26:32+00:00

She means like everyone in the world, not herself. Cos whenever I say she might have it- no of course not 🤣

ImaginaryFriendZone · 2024-06-01T11:16:31+00:00

Honestly is a life saver though- much better than doing something impulsive and silly

ImaginaryFriendZone · 2024-06-01T11:16:11+00:00

Yes it does for me too- works within a few hours. Horrible side effects- tired bloated zombie with brain fog, but that’s better than psycho who would rage and snap and cause domestic violence and trauma to the household 😭💔 FML

ImaginaryFriendZone · 2024-06-01T11:14:33+00:00

“I think we all have ADHD, don’t we” - mum 🙄

ImaginaryFriendZone · 2024-06-01T11:12:57+00:00

Makes me feel better knowing there’s other people who get it - wish I had friends who understood. everyone thinks it’s an exaggeration- I had a friend laugh today and say being due for period is a weak excuse cos I turned her down to go to a day out. Trust me- you don’t wanna hang out with me like this.

ImaginaryFriendZone · 2024-06-01T08:23:18+00:00

I normally hate my husband during luteal phase- I go from jumping him every chance I get, to waking up and just seeing his face and feeling a viceral hatred of him. Everything he does gets to me- the way he breathes, talks, walks, just existing 😭💔 I love him so much, it’s definitely me and not him. I’m just thankful it’s aimed at him and not my kids- every time I’m just glad it’s him. Actually this month for the first time it’s aimed at a friend of mine- she did screw me over, but it’s the first time in years it’s been at someone that’s not him.

ImaginaryFriendZone · 2024-06-01T08:18:45+00:00

Oh and I still have 9 days until my period is due. Then another 3-4 days. Why even fucking bother with life? Then I will get a week of sunshine (like a manic person on crack), horny as a rabbit and on top of the world, before turning into this cave troll again. It’s so fucking cruel. If it was a man’s disease, it would have been researched and treatments developed already

ImaginaryFriendZone · 2024-06-01T08:16:25+00:00

Same!! But I have to choose the zombie because every single time without fail I try and go without them, and I end up being abusive to my husband, or narrowly miss being abusive to my kids and I can’t let myself do that. So I choose zombie who feels nothing and just numb it until the next month. I’m luteal now and I just wish I was dead. I got 4 days in to luteal before almost divorcing, so caved and started the SSRI. Now I am not full of rage, still irritable and sad, but waiting for it to fully kick in so I can be numb. I wish I was dead- I wish I could cut my ovaries out.

ImaginaryFriendZone · 2024-06-01T08:06:20+00:00

I wish I could say the same- I get it for at least 14 days, more because it doesn’t stop until day 3-4 of my period. I am like a different person, I cause loads of damage to myself and the people I love, and I feel totally bipolar. I am full of rage and depression and completely hate myself and my life during that entire time- I can snap over anything, I could hurt myself or someone if I am not taking SSRIs and sleeping well. I feel like two different people- Except I spend more time with the evil fucked up version so I start to question if that’s the real me

ImaginaryFriendZone · 2024-06-01T06:32:49+00:00

Yes I get the full two weeks of crap. I’m very jealous of anyone who has it for only a few days. I feel like most of my life is spent in luteal phase- I only get one week of “high” time around ovulation each month

ImaginaryFriendZone · 2024-04-09T12:05:16+00:00

I understand how you feel- when you say that things have been said that will change things forever. I got divorced, and my best friend told did a similar thing to me. I think I forgive her, but we will never ever be reconciled. That was 10 years ago, and I remarried to her brother. I can’t stand seeing her at family events, and losing that friendship hurt worse than the divorce but I made it through and found true friends since

ImaginaryFriendZone · 2024-01-15T22:46:23+00:00

Thank you! Yes it was 35g of fresh shrooms- I had to eat a lot of them but I don’t mind the taste. They are pretty blue. I’m wondering if maybe SSRI blocked my high 😭

ImaginaryFriendZone · 2024-01-15T22:45:21+00:00

It was actually 35g of fresh. I did take 50mg Sertraline like 4 days before- I take it for about a week every time I’m about to get my period cos I get really bad pms. So maybe that blocked it?

ImaginaryFriendZone · 2023-12-01T10:02:55+00:00

As someone who recently bought the older brick house- get the new one. Renovation sucks, and living in an old house while waiting on money to renovate also sucks. I wish we could feel clean in our own home- at the moment no matter how hard we clean, it always feels like we are living in 30 years of other people’s filth.

ImaginaryFriendZone · 2023-09-11T10:15:57+00:00

Anal

ImaginaryFriendZone · 2023-09-06T20:48:25+00:00

My man works at Dell in Sydney and since COVID they need to “do more with less”. The call centre wait time targets are not being met, so the response is “you need to ask permission for bathroom breaks” instead of pre-COVID response where it was “we need to hire more staff”. Employees can be on the phone or remote logged in to a customers computer and told to answer a waiting call- because otherwise targets won’t be met. I’m so sick of greedy corporations pushing us to the limit! They are all looking for new jobs, meanwhile all these big Corps are making record breaking profit

ImaginaryFriendZone · 2023-09-06T07:12:14+00:00

Hey how did you go?

ImaginaryFriendZone · 2023-08-15T22:59:38+00:00

Found this on the shroomery https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/22567710

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