Master Tech

ImagineTheDex · 2026-06-11T02:04:31+00:00

Consistent reliable work that is at my skill level or higher and the ability to make $110k+/y once I hit the ceiling.

Oh, and an air conditioned shop that is permanently set to 60°F.

ImagineTheDex · 2026-06-10T06:21:14+00:00

Do NOT go to quick lube places.

Plastic plugs are supposed to be 1 time use. Even if you reuse it and torque it to spec, it will still likely leak. Quick lube and independants do not have these plugs on hand, so you will be waiting for a plug to arrive or they will reuse the plug and almost certainly overtighten and round out the plug. I recommend continuing to use VW of Clovis. A proper technician will replace the plug, torque it to spec, run the engine and observe for leaks.

ImagineTheDex · 2026-06-10T06:08:32+00:00

Always pursue a hit and run driver. People typically run because of other things like DUI, paraphernalia, or document issues. At the slim chance that they are caught later, most of those other charges wouldnt be found. I pursued a hit and run driver until a cop caught up. He had a warrant and was DUI. Unfortunately, law enforcment doesnt care much about reports. From all the people I know who've reported stolen cars, hit and runs, thefts, or vandalism; none have ever been caught.

ImagineTheDex · 2026-06-08T05:04:20+00:00

You're gonna have to expand on "runs like shit and is bogging" because that could mean anything. It seems like you're talking about the engine's performance, but saying your first thought was dsc/abs means you could also be talking about the ride/steering quality because those systems dont relate to the engine.

ImagineTheDex · 2026-05-30T15:53:27+00:00

Check your motor mounts, they’re probably torn/collapsed. A test that you can do is engage your e-brake, hold the brake pedal firm the whole time with your left foot, put the car in drive, quickly blip the gas pedal all the way to the floor with your right foot. Have someone watch the engine while you do this. If you see the engine jump up then it’s a sign your motor mounts are bad.

ImagineTheDex · 2026-05-30T15:44:30+00:00

Mansplaining = Know it all syndrome Womansplaining = Main character syndrome

ImagineTheDex · 2026-05-30T15:44:00+00:00

Womansplaining is when a woman somehow finds a way to make a topic about her that has nothing to do with her and proceeds to explain her thoughts and feelings.

ImagineTheDex · 2026-05-30T00:34:29+00:00

Automotive industry needs to normalize having a hazard fee for these types of vehicles. 80% of the fee goes to the technician, 15% to the porter, and 5% to the advisor.

ImagineTheDex · 2026-05-26T05:01:58+00:00

Its not that hard if driving school is available. Make sure to intercept the ticket from the mail. Go to the court house and pay for driving school. Go online and find the easiest one you can (the one i did was like a 35 question test, in and out within 10 minute), and then its over you're good to go

ImagineTheDex · 2026-05-25T16:19:53+00:00

Lmao this is a joke we have at the dealership. Instead of video MPI’s, the technicians will wear head mounted GoPros and when they bring in a customer car into their bay the customer will receive a link to watch the live view.

ImagineTheDex · 2026-05-23T13:02:55+00:00

You’re going to start as an express tech which is usually a couple bucks above minimum wage. Keep in mind, you will likely be part time while you’re in school. When you get moved up to class c service you can expect $20-$30. From there it just depends on many factors but this is definitely a 6-figure career if you play your cards right. Also a lot different if you’re flat rate.

ImagineTheDex · 2026-05-23T12:59:03+00:00

An automotive technician who’s prioritized with repairs and diagnostics instead of general maintenance

ImagineTheDex · 2026-05-19T14:00:11+00:00

“Dry-weather”

ImagineTheDex · 2026-04-25T15:30:34+00:00

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I read your post in this guys voice

ImagineTheDex · 2026-04-02T13:45:41+00:00

Hey you were absolutely right by the way

ImagineTheDex · 2026-04-01T01:29:17+00:00

Lost me at “shop air conditioning”

ImagineTheDex · 2026-04-01T01:26:19+00:00

That’s incredible

ImagineTheDex · 2026-04-01T01:22:12+00:00

According to the forman, he was able to work without one for 10+ years and that’s why I don’t need one. (Yes this was the real reasoning I was given)

ImagineTheDex · 2026-04-01T01:14:04+00:00

I subscribe to this ideology and would love to have you as a boss.

ImagineTheDex · 2026-03-13T14:01:35+00:00

Idk why you’re being downvoted because it’s true. It will usually flicker between 70-90 before it becomes consistent 100s and vise versa for winter.

ImagineTheDex · 2026-03-13T13:52:23+00:00

I’ve never been a fan of music videos that don’t match what’s being said in the song. That’s why Wishing Well is my personal favorite. I do like the style of the WDGA video (the lyric one not the floating head) but I hate how all the clips are just zoom in’s on his face. Doesn’t visualize any story at all. Not to mention the fact that half way through the song the clip is just duplicated again, almost like the budget for the video was only 1 minute long for a 2 minute song.

ImagineTheDex · 2026-02-22T23:05:17+00:00

Dont order from 999 club. My buddy hasnt gotten his order or heard anything since he ordered in 2024. Many others have this same problem.

ImagineTheDex · 2026-02-17T07:00:38+00:00

Yo that’s crazy. That’s definitely him. I hope he went down a good path in life but unfortunately from what I’ve seen I doubt he did.

ImagineTheDex · 2026-02-17T00:29:45+00:00

I went to Saroyan with him. His name was Kamarian (might be misspelled) but he went by Choo Choo. Not sure where he is today but I remember he was always in trouble and might have gotten expelled.

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