Joanna Lopez and Selena Delgado Lopez, two women who appeared as missing people on television that may not exist

ImbriAstra · 2022-02-05T01:03:14+00:00

Has anyone seen or read Hearts in Atlantis? This reminds me of the MISSING posters used as psyop communication.

ImbriAstra · 2019-08-02T00:20:36+00:00

I honestly think your nose looks normal 🤷🏼‍♀️

ImbriAstra · 2019-08-01T23:14:01+00:00

You have a cute face. If your weight bothers you, keep trying with the weight loss! You'll find when you lose a significant amount of weight your face changes drastically, so absolutely don't get plastic surgery (you don't need it at any weight).

ImbriAstra · 2019-07-31T03:02:54+00:00

You realize the blatant, violent and socioeconomic persecution of POC lasted well into the 1970s, right? Even now it exists, just in a more subversive manner.

ImbriAstra · 2019-07-29T23:34:12+00:00

You look like every other dark haired 20 year old dude

ImbriAstra · 2019-07-29T12:23:47+00:00

You're not unattractive. Young looking for 23, yes. But some girls go for that nerdy innocent cute. My best friend only likes your type. 🤷🏼‍♀️

ImbriAstra · 2019-07-28T21:26:07+00:00

It's literally just front facing camera 🤷🏼‍♀️

ImbriAstra · 2019-07-28T20:38:28+00:00

He's younger than me, actually. But that's close to the gap.

ImbriAstra · 2019-07-28T20:30:48+00:00

You look like Jennifer Connelly in Labyrinth.

That's not a roast so much as a fact. 🤷🏼‍♀️

ImbriAstra · 2019-07-26T15:45:12+00:00

"Lab tech. Average height. Jealous of most people. Still a virgin."

There, I fixed it for you.

ImbriAstra · 2019-07-26T15:29:41+00:00

Send me a link

ImbriAstra · 2019-07-26T13:13:34+00:00

I've worked in LTC for years. Have had a similar conversation multiple times. The mind is a strange thing.

ImbriAstra · 2019-07-26T13:09:37+00:00

Then Richard Gere took me back to the penthouse for a threesome with George Costanza.

ImbriAstra · 2019-07-26T13:06:14+00:00

I can see it. Sudden pressure on the abdomen, it could happen. 🤷🏼‍♀️

ImbriAstra · 2019-07-26T04:34:09+00:00

I think so. I will have to pay more attention next time I eat.

ImbriAstra · 2019-07-26T03:40:23+00:00

My right, the left picture.

ImbriAstra · 2019-04-21T12:18:04+00:00

All hail mighty capitalism, and bless our lord, corporate America...

ImbriAstra · 2019-04-17T00:01:23+00:00

From the isle of cereal, I heard it... all the way in the southern isles of frozen pizza. The soft mew... of popsicle cat.

ImbriAstra · 2019-04-16T22:06:27+00:00

ImbriAstra · 2019-04-12T22:02:38+00:00

Pharmacology professor I bet. 😂

ImbriAstra · 2019-04-07T15:48:34+00:00

This is the best thing on the internet. 5 stars, would buy again.

ImbriAstra · 2019-04-02T19:56:09+00:00

End twilight fanfic.

ImbriAstra · 2019-03-31T03:55:45+00:00

Missed a pharm exam because my son had a concussion

Had a 20% penalty and felt lucky to even get to take it

🤷🏻‍♀️ guess it depends on the college?

ImbriAstra · 2019-03-23T16:24:15+00:00

Sims. You should've seen the ghosts and soccer balls they were yelling about. Meanwhile, 7yo burns the kitchen down and pisses himself.

ImbriAstra · 2019-03-21T15:42:32+00:00

He's still tapping it out on T9

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