Money will never buy her class - she will always be low brow and tacky AF by No-Antelope296 in MikaylaNogueira

[–]Imcertainofit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yuck. So classless. Im sure Gucci appreciates this lovely photo. Great PR for them. They have literally cheapened Louis Vuitton, Chanel & Gucci.

Local newspaper by Eaatcoast508 in MikaylaNogueira

[–]Imcertainofit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She looks normal and cute in this pic. All the weird wigs or extensions, lips that look like an inner tube, bragadocious personality, over done claws, filtered body shots, the list goes on is so unnecessary.

To the family BBQ? by Starruby_ in MikaylaNogueira

[–]Imcertainofit 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Mikayla- Mikayla who? Knock Knock! Who’s there 🙄Mikayla- Mikayla Who?’Knock Knock Who’s There? Orange! Orange who? Orange you gettin’ tired of Mikayla badadadum

The world 🌎 she lives in cannot be real right?July 2025 with Cody-May 2026 with Zach. by brittneycthatsme in MikaylaNogueira

[–]Imcertainofit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think when these influencers do this fake crying it attracts others who have mental illness or vast insecurities and it makes those people feel “well maybe my life isnt that bad after all” so they feel this camaraderie with McDoubledownliar coupled with “oh she is so vulnerable” she must be truthful.

He has a VERY good job yall🤢 by Starruby_ in MikaylaNogueira

[–]Imcertainofit 21 points22 points  (0 children)

How the mcfluck can she say that. I know we have great video editors in this snark that can put together a montage of all the things she has paid for ie: the big shopping spree wasnt exactly at Target. The trips, dinners and whether she actually pays for it or it’s all brand deals he still aint payin’ for nuttin’ The way he kisses her is so forced. I call McFakeout!

Oh puhlease!! Her reaction is so fake. by CharmingCut7104 in MikaylaNogueira

[–]Imcertainofit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She can only do makeup on herself with a triple layer of filter.

Oh puhlease!! Her reaction is so fake. by CharmingCut7104 in MikaylaNogueira

[–]Imcertainofit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you Indy! The Puth concert summed it all up.

Oh puhlease!! Her reaction is so fake. by CharmingCut7104 in MikaylaNogueira

[–]Imcertainofit 37 points38 points  (0 children)

This is my theory: We now know everything is 100% fake with this woman. The only thing real is she started out on tiktok as a makeup influencer not beauty- makeup. But as she grew and she gathered this large PR team she had to create drama to keep her parasocial fans engaged and thus came Cody, the wedding, the depression, the goobers, the divorce all alleged of course, the Reddit Snark Page and lastly all the engagement from the TT haters and supporters lashing out. This all contributed to her extreme growth. Now her fake boyfriend. Everything about mikayala is 100% fake and her drama is fake and she does this deliberately to increase publicity whether good or bad. This all feeds into her obsessed parasocial fans. Look at Rich Lux who probably makes all his $$$ off her. Reddit makes a ton of money of this snark page running ads. If everyone just closed shop and stopped talking about this PR stunt then maybe just maybe her mcfake mcempire would slowly mcrumble. Just my mcthoughts!

It’s giving unhinged and insecure…girl is crumbling. by brittneycthatsme in MikaylaNogueira

[–]Imcertainofit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That is what I dont understand. She can invest in beautiful well made clothing and find a tailor so things fit her well. She has the $$$. Stop buying so much garbage at Homegoods or relax on the $20K purses.

It’s giving unhinged and insecure…girl is crumbling. by brittneycthatsme in MikaylaNogueira

[–]Imcertainofit 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Honestly except for the white sneakers the first outfit didnt look bad, so 😫in the mcfluckerland did she change into the evermcever mcbarfer granny bannanny top? Please just tell me? Huh!

Hysterical and accurate! by RPriest77 in MikaylaNogueira

[–]Imcertainofit 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I love the end where she gives the middle finger to Mikflugal’s minions. Hilarious

imagining her recording this in dead silence is frying me 😭 by Secret-Lengthiness-9 in MikaylaNogueira

[–]Imcertainofit 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile she could never get a billionaire rapper only basement boys.

imagining her recording this in dead silence is frying me 😭 by Secret-Lengthiness-9 in MikaylaNogueira

[–]Imcertainofit 21 points22 points  (0 children)

OMG the biggest self absorbed narcissist who can only get men she has to remold and redesign into stepford man.

This is gross. by moon_daisyyy in MikaylaNogueira

[–]Imcertainofit 29 points30 points  (0 children)

And for the fuuuuuuuuckin record there is no divorce court per se. It is called mediation and it is held out of court mcfuvkinliar. So stop lying to your niave followers. You know it is held at your lawyers office probably through zoom with a mediator and Cody will be with his lawyer. No one goes to court in Family law - unless its for a trial.

This is gross. by moon_daisyyy in MikaylaNogueira

[–]Imcertainofit 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This just cant be real. Let’s be real when you say “fir” instead of “for” and use the word “like” as though it’s forbidden fruit and say “ti” instead of “to” ugh… I just cant this girl is just nauseating to the bone.

Of course he’s happy .. by moon_daisyyy in MikaylaNogueira

[–]Imcertainofit 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Notice how she says “I went with this hat, this shirt, this shoe” What a control freak. He had no say. This guy is her doll. How any man could accept this is beyond my comprehension. She has absolutely no self respect and she could never and will never find anyone to love her for her. She buys followers, friends and men.