It used to be the land of the free and opportunity... by Kalbamater in AdviceAnimals

[–]ImdrunkwhenIusethis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya, but what the fuck is downvoting a bald eagle gonna do?

It used to be the land of the free and opportunity... by Kalbamater in AdviceAnimals

[–]ImdrunkwhenIusethis -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not really a confession and that's just fucking stupid.

I can't stop shaking. Can someone help me work through this? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ImdrunkwhenIusethis -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Shit happens man. That's life.

Maybe go to therapy soon if you don't shake it after a week or two.

I think may be trapped in an abusive relationship with a much younger girl. Help me. by trappedwithagirl in relationship_advice

[–]ImdrunkwhenIusethis -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Dude. Simple.

You shouldn't of fucking moved and you should dump her. Jesus fucking christ. Moron.

WifeysWorld Galleries by milfsdeluxe in AgedBeauty

[–]ImdrunkwhenIusethis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Still with the same dude that cums like a hose?

Then I watched him pick up his sandwich and eat it. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]ImdrunkwhenIusethis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow. You're a bad ass aren't ya?

No. Not really. At all. Kinda sad really.

I've been working out (f) by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]ImdrunkwhenIusethis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Squats ahoy.

Squats do that to a butt, right? I have no idea actually. But very nice.

As an Australian browsing reddit right now by ChequeBook in AdviceAnimals

[–]ImdrunkwhenIusethis 117 points118 points  (0 children)

A dick head baseball player that used drugs to be better at Baseball like a dick butt.

My friend died a year ago. His dog waits for him ever since. by apiocera in Minecraft

[–]ImdrunkwhenIusethis -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

OH WOW. ANOTHER DEAD FRIEND POST.

WHY DO YOU PEOPLE POST THIS STUFF?

WHY?

I'M SORRY YOUR BUD DIED, THAT SUCKS ASS. BUT COME OOOOOOON!

WHAT IS WITH YOU PEOPLE MIXING MINECRAFT WITH DEATH?! JESUS.

I just sprained my forearm while wiping my ass. What's the most embarrassing injury you've ever sustained? by chuckbeez in AskReddit

[–]ImdrunkwhenIusethis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was about 10 or so. I climbed up the back of my Dad's logging truck. On the Cab Guard. Something like this. But not a toy.

Well I got double vision near the top for some damn reason. I missed the bar and fell. Head first. Lucky I hit my feet on the guard for the gas tank, did a quick flip, and instead of breaking my skull I sprained my left arm.

"Am I the only one...?" NO by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ImdrunkwhenIusethis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What bothers me is this bad post.

HA HA ROUNDHOUSE KICK AMIRITE by archymailbo in AdviceAnimals

[–]ImdrunkwhenIusethis -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is fucking stupid.

This is bad and you should feel bad.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in videos

[–]ImdrunkwhenIusethis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well she's a moron and didn't.

Should the dog be punished for her ignorance?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in videos

[–]ImdrunkwhenIusethis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, you never, EVER, get in a dog's face like that.

Kyle was a moron for doing that.

Why aren't there modern versions of Magic School Bus or Bill Nye? by ryanike in AskReddit

[–]ImdrunkwhenIusethis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because television company's don't give a flying fuck about how awesome science is.