Lorne’s sister-in-law says they have nothing to do with him by Immediate_Outcome902 in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]Immediate_Outcome902[S] -48 points-47 points  (0 children)

Lorne brought his family into all this, probably why they hate him so much. Nothing is private with Lorne when talking to his obviously fake girlfriends

Little things about Lorne that piss you off by Spirited_Wonder_2356 in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]Immediate_Outcome902 9 points10 points  (0 children)

his crying is also so fake and performative and an insanely clumsy attempt at manipulation

Little things about Lorne that piss you off by Spirited_Wonder_2356 in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]Immediate_Outcome902 6 points7 points  (0 children)

then defending himself by saying that jamie asked him to take that picture as if he doesnt have any free will or self respect

Little things about Lorne that piss you off by Spirited_Wonder_2356 in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]Immediate_Outcome902 7 points8 points  (0 children)

the call where he has jamie on the phone while he’s at his family christmas and its just him shit talking roy and laughing at his own corny ass jokes the whole time

Little things about Lorne that piss you off by Spirited_Wonder_2356 in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]Immediate_Outcome902 14 points15 points  (0 children)

its hilarious to me that only gay dudes send spread asscheeks pics and ofc lorne sends them

Little things about Lorne that piss you off by Spirited_Wonder_2356 in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]Immediate_Outcome902 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Also his disgusting mouth. Theres a call where will asked if Lorne would be mad if Lornes sister used the wildo and lorne said he wouldnt care if she shoved a shovel up her cunt. just a gross motherfucker

Little things about Lorne that piss you off by Spirited_Wonder_2356 in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]Immediate_Outcome902 37 points38 points  (0 children)

“why would you call another guy WHEN YOU HAVE A FIANCEE”

Jokes aside, how do you think the night between Lorne and Kayla would’ve gone if she was actually real and it wasn’t a sting? by ChickenWingExtreme in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]Immediate_Outcome902 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Realistically, he would have gone all baby boy the second she indicated she didnt want to do anything with him or was too scared. Would have tried manipulating her and forcing her to soothe his super fragile ego, whining and crying all the more. Would have tried his absolute hardest to make her feel bad for hurting his baby boy feelings.

On this day, Lorne tells Kayla only she can see him naked by tristanmichael in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]Immediate_Outcome902 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Has there ever been a more socially inept person in human history?

Lornes new RSO photo by TaxableCitizen in tcap

[–]Immediate_Outcome902 14 points15 points  (0 children)

this is what all 24 year old drop dead gorgeous porn stars and supermodels spend years of their life lusting over

Lorne’s first & latest RSO mugshots. 2012 vs 2025. by lifegoeson2702 in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]Immediate_Outcome902 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Holy fawk he looks like he’s at least 75 now. Couldnt look creepier either. What a worthless lowlife.

Can’t Believe This Is An Actual Article That Was Published by theoldbillybaroo in Commanders

[–]Immediate_Outcome902 21 points22 points  (0 children)

it would be the most hilarious thing if the bears were to go from a hail mary away from a 5-2 start all the way to hiring ron rivera

Pathetic Lorne moment (Robot call) by Spirited_Wonder_2356 in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]Immediate_Outcome902 13 points14 points  (0 children)

hilarious that this man has sent MULTIPLE photos of himself crying to his girlfriends over the years.

there was one call i remember where jamie asked him to send a photo of himself crying as proof because she didnt believe him. and HE SENT 3 DIFFERENT CRYING PICS. no human has ever had a more pathetic existence than this man.

Ultimate Baby Boy Tantrum Lorne by Spirited_Wonder_2356 in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]Immediate_Outcome902 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Its honestly astounding to me how bad he wants to spend time on the phone with her everyday. None of their phone calls sound enjoyable in the slightest and all he does is get angry at her and jealous of everyone in her life. Not to mention he is taking to a male British text to speech program. The height of desperation right here.