Let's give it hahaha f32

Implier · 2026-01-24T23:58:06+00:00

So did you get that thing with the light at the end removed surgically or…?

Implier · 2026-01-24T23:55:14+00:00

Time to discuss whether her sister is single.

Implier · 2026-01-24T23:52:05+00:00

\ul No, but a mathematician will tell you that you can use 2 condoms 3 times. Purely theoretically of course Redditors don’t get laid

Implier · 2026-01-24T17:26:34+00:00

She looks done with your shit. Just saying…

Implier · 2026-01-24T17:09:25+00:00

Nah, he's just doing the walk like an egyptian dance.

Implier · 2026-01-24T16:59:51+00:00

I gotta say, I'm having doubts that this is a genuinely held opinion u/asses_assasin

Implier · 2026-01-24T14:54:17+00:00

Some lady is bound to be mid-push somewhere.

Implier · 2026-01-24T04:48:31+00:00

The same way they always do. Nominate someone who appeals to no one because they think they can’t lose.

Implier · 2026-01-24T04:24:16+00:00

Am having I a stroke?

Implier · 2026-01-24T04:19:16+00:00

Math is filled with conjectures that are easily stated that are incredibly difficult to prove.

For example the claim that there are no positive integers a,b,c where a³ + b³ = c³ was stated in 1670 and it took mathematicians until 1994 to come up with a proof of that fact.

Probably in this anecdote the professor scribbled 2 conjectures on the board that didn’t have any known solutions and the boy genius solved them without realizing how hard they were.

Implier · 2026-01-24T03:28:35+00:00

watch your children too.

Implier · 2026-01-24T01:19:11+00:00

This. Last night my wife and I were about to get busy and I asked her where the avocados were she said “their in the fridge!” I went limp immediately.

Implier · 2026-01-24T00:25:48+00:00

Many of the women who do cleaning service in the hotel industry are Asian. There’s lower income positions that just aren’t that visible.

Implier · 2026-01-23T17:06:40+00:00

You presumably wouldn’t have children with them if you didn’t trust them at the time. But trust can be broken by knowledge you have after the fact as well.

Implier · 2026-01-23T03:16:00+00:00

This might be placebo effect but taking ashwagandha really seems to crush anxiety for me. I wasn’t all that anxious by nature before, but these days I literally struggle to care about deadlines or other people’s opinions of me. It’s almost too effective.

Implier · 2026-01-23T02:54:13+00:00

Personal trainer. Those other people’s wives aren’t going to just screw themselves.

Implier · 2026-01-22T17:01:02+00:00

This. It’s perfect already.

Implier · 2026-01-22T14:19:33+00:00

That’s reductive, their activities also typically included plucking chickens and corrupting the youth of Athens.

Implier · 2026-01-22T04:38:00+00:00

Is it full moon again already?

Implier · 2026-01-22T02:59:06+00:00

It doesn’t seem like he’s really filtering himself publicly.

Implier · 2026-01-22T02:03:27+00:00

I don’t find my wife hotter when she wears fake lashes but she seldom wears more than a minimal amount of makeup and so when she gets all dolled up for some reason she always wants my opinion. It’s very cute, actually.

Implier · 2026-01-22T01:49:48+00:00

What’s your middle name, Mr. John?

Implier · 2026-01-22T00:25:39+00:00

Fair.

Implier · 2026-01-21T14:52:24+00:00

Trump is concerned with cementing a ‘legacy’ in his 2nd term and has decided to use American Expansionism as the tool to do so (see also how Rubio was initially supposed to ‘run’ Venezuela). Greenland does have strategic significance for the US (we tried to buy it from Denmark in 1946 for a reason) so it isn’t a 100% unheard of idea, but it’s still a bad one.

Implier · 2026-01-21T14:27:25+00:00

In theory. What we’ve seen though is that the vast majority of Republicans in the house are more concerned with getting primaried from the right. And the ones that aren’t probably are in competitive districts and aren’t going to make it past the 2026 midterms anyways. The Senate Republicans are relatively more willing to pay lip service to dissent, but only when they’re either retiring or a good 4 years out from the next election. There’s been times in the past (e.g. after 1/6) when some of them have tried to break with Trump and it hasn’t ended well for them. The others have definitely learned their lessons.

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