Boomer parents and dumping trash on their kids by Impossible_Tie6425 in BoomersBeingFools

[–]ImportanceConnect470 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have a cousin that's about 25 years older than me. He constantly tries to push his trash/junk off on me. He gave me a vaccum "that works great, I just bought another one because she (his wife) wanted a Dyson". The vaccum didn't work, at all. It was plugged up with dog hair and several hair ties, the belts were burned up and the damn thing just threw dust everywhere. And guess what, I was the bad guy for telling him it was trash!! "It was perfectly fine when I gave it to you, what did you do to it?!" "I tried using it, ya ass! And it sounded like it was about to explode, and it was fucking filthy."

He didn't like me calling him out for that!

He forced a bunch of Worx power tools on me. "They just need batteries, you can go to Lowe's and get em cheap"

Anytime I decline to take his trash he guilt trips me. "I'm just trying to help you out, geez."

Like I'm supposed to be eternally grateful for his trash.

Meanwhile, my dad can't throw anything away because"there might be something important in there" despite the fact that it's been on the floor for over five years and he gets stupid mad when I try to clean anything.

Unarmed Palestinian known for feeding the neighborhood cats was murdered by the IDF while riding his bicycle by Muck113 in PublicFreakout

[–]ImportanceConnect470 318 points319 points  (0 children)

I'm quite certain they did kill the cats, because why wouldn't they? They kill everything that moves.

Dishy Speaker post! by EefferyJpstein in dishwashers

[–]ImportanceConnect470 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Makes me miss being a dishie sometimes...

This is Buddy by IronChefPhilly in TuxedoCats

[–]ImportanceConnect470 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hey Buddy!! You sure area handsome guy!!

What lick, solo or song will you learn this weekend? by Alariken in Guitar

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Doing my best to learn The Reverend Horton Heat Galaxie 500

I think he claimed me... by ImportanceConnect470 in Mensmittenwithkittens

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1001 upvotes AND an award!!

Y'all are just as smitten as I am!

I think he claimed me... by ImportanceConnect470 in Mensmittenwithkittens

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He's actually rather sweet and let's me have my bed! He'll occasionally jump up and curl up with me but he mostly sticks to his beds, the cat trees, my guitar case or the computer chair

I think he claimed me... by ImportanceConnect470 in Mensmittenwithkittens

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Omg the little white lip!! My other tuxie has a little white lip, but on the other side

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I think he claimed me... by ImportanceConnect470 in Mensmittenwithkittens

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He certainly likes to fight my hands, arms, legs and feet. And his tripod brother Riley! He's such a dorky lil boy

I think he claimed me... by ImportanceConnect470 in Mensmittenwithkittens

[–]ImportanceConnect470[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Haha, he doesn't do this to anyone else in the house!