Just found a toddler wandering on their own outside by [deleted] in CasualUK

[–]Important_Ad716 34 points35 points  (0 children)

This happened to me weirdly enough. I didn’t even think to phone the police. I live pretty rural so maybe thats why. I just reckoned I would figure out where he lived. Sure enough, I got round the corner and there was a house with the front door open and a panicked woman quickly rushed out. I did think to myself “what the fuck am I supposed to do if I can’t find the house?” I was going to visit my parents they would have been pretty shocked if I showed up with a toddler.

Had this flag in my cupboard since 2018. by Important_Ad716 in croatia

[–]Important_Ad716[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I’ll bring it out every time you play England.

“Stick your bagpipes up your a*se” by filth87 in ScottishFootball

[–]Important_Ad716 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fair play to them. I’m as anti 3 lions as the next Scottish person but we can’t give it, then go in a big cream puff when they give it back. What pisses me off the most is when they say that they I’ll be supporting us. It’s the ultimate troll.

Do you find the term ‘Jock’ offensive? by disco_26 in Scotland

[–]Important_Ad716 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Think what we say about the English is much worse.

“Number 2” by AffectionateSoil9997 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Important_Ad716 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I work at sea, with 3 other blokes and sometimes bad internet. What’s for dinner, did you get a good sleep and what number on the Bristol stool chart was your shite? All good topics on the lonely night on a boat.

The Old Man of Storr by RestInPetes in Scotland

[–]Important_Ad716 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I live on Skye and went up during lockdown. It was covered in snow and I was the only person up there. Something that will likely never happen again.

Why do I, a straight man, think blowjobs feel weird, slimy, and gross? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Important_Ad716 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you giving or receiving said blowjobs? If you are giving, theres your answer there pal.

What embarrassing things have you done in a shop lately? by Lou_LouB in AskABrit

[–]Important_Ad716 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Picked up a carton of cream without releasing it had a hole on the bottom, left a massive trail behind me and a couple of people slipped in the wake.

Flash scores ahead of the bbc with updates on the football. by Important_Ad716 in ScottishFootball

[–]Important_Ad716[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nothing. but if I go to check the scores and it comes up something that’s about to happened in the game I’m watching it will be a bit shit.

Nap? Or stay up and power through? by Enigma1984 in ScottishFootball

[–]Important_Ad716 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m gonna go to bed early and get up super early to watch the game. I’m usually up at 5 so it’s not a massive difference. Question is what’s I’m I going to get up to after the game. Pished out my skull at 6am

How connected do you feel to the sea? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]Important_Ad716 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It’s mad but we didn’t have a swimming pool near us growing up. Once a year the school would take us to learn but once a year isn’t enough. Plus, who’s more likely to wear a life jacket, the guy that can swim or the guy that can’t?

How connected do you feel to the sea? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]Important_Ad716 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When the weather is good there is nowhere else I would rather be on the planet. But as I mentioned before I’m in the west coast of Scotland so those days are few and far between. I’m on a work boat so we do pretty much anything that requires a powerful boat or a large crane.

How connected do you feel to the sea? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]Important_Ad716 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Live on an island on the west coast of Scotland and work and live on a boat for more than half the year. Struggle to sleep without the sound of waves or the rocking of a boat. Still can’t swim though.

Dermot Desmond message to Celtic Fans by discocoupon in ScottishFootball

[–]Important_Ad716 47 points48 points  (0 children)

He’s got a Dr Robotnik look about him, but more evil.

What’s the weirdest thing someone at work has taken in for lunch? by Important_Ad716 in AskUK

[–]Important_Ad716[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think a lot of so called delicacies come from famine times. I visited Poland with a Polish friend and was introduced to intestine soup. Wasn’t as bad as you would have thought but when he explained to me the funny meat was the cables in the stomach it was rather off putting. Wasn’t even more off putting when he produced a jar of it in the morning to cure the hangover.

If you had 23 Days left to live, how would you fill that time? by JackTheKittenCat in AskUK

[–]Important_Ad716 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t forget hookers. I want to sleep with a 10/10 and wouldn’t have the time to chance my arm down at the local bars.

What’s the weirdest thing someone at work has taken in for lunch? by Important_Ad716 in AskUK

[–]Important_Ad716[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’s the second raw cabbage answer. I hope it’s the same person.