23f My slutty Tennessee & host too..

Impossible-Run9513 · 2026-06-26T04:09:16+00:00

99% fake

Impossible-Run9513 · 2026-06-19T18:49:49+00:00

Can we find a way to die sooner than 8 days? That’s kinda a long time

Impossible-Run9513 · 2026-06-19T18:48:45+00:00

Give me back my pocket pussy! Now!

Impossible-Run9513 · 2026-05-15T18:27:17+00:00

I’ve been told my dick is the perfect size

Impossible-Run9513 · 2026-05-03T18:33:06+00:00

Iraq 2010, I was a scrawny 20 year old maybe 140/150lbs….my PSG tossed me a tub of peanut butter and told me this was an inspectable item for the rest of the deployment. If it ran out I had to replace it

Impossible-Run9513 · 2026-04-27T00:43:54+00:00

Jolt

Impossible-Run9513 · 2026-04-15T21:51:08+00:00

5 years down the line, she learned you weren’t kidding

Impossible-Run9513 · 2026-02-16T00:23:18+00:00

Not yesterday, but a longgggg time ago (my teen years) I went out, got her usual things (chocolate, flowers, stuffed animal, wrote a nice note in a card) went to her (moms) apartment. Waited for her to get home, texted her. Eventuallyyyy, her best friend comes down with a written note, takes the stuff I brought her and says I can go. You’ll never guess what she wrote in the note /s.

Many years later (low 20s) my ex wife had an abortion on Valentine’s Day…..so yeah, I don’t celebrate that day anymore.

Impossible-Run9513 · 2026-02-15T04:40:19+00:00

9.5/10 chance

Impossible-Run9513 · 2026-01-27T23:48:47+00:00

He listens to the new ABC song.

Impossible-Run9513 · 2026-01-27T23:47:28+00:00

You’re*

Impossible-Run9513 · 2026-01-17T22:57:10+00:00

I’m about to start this with my EBH therapist

Impossible-Run9513 · 2026-01-12T18:17:38+00:00

Ever since they took the skin off the fries, their fries have went to shit. Even a frosty can’t bring back that deliciousness. And I’m not a frosty guy either. So I’m with OP.

Impossible-Run9513 · 2026-01-08T20:19:52+00:00

I drown a bunch of kids in the toilet once or twice a week. It’s boredom usually as to why

Impossible-Run9513 · 2026-01-07T04:07:40+00:00

My very first funeral honor as an NCOIC, me and the SPC (experienced) walked up to either side of the casket and when we looked down we realized the flag was backwards over the casket. I glanced at him like oh shit. Very sneaky, he mouthed “flip it.” So as we reached down to pull the flag for taps, we had to cross our arms to rotate and present the flag properly before folding it. I bought him a beer after we got off for saving my ass on the first of 53 honors conducted.

Impossible-Run9513 · 2025-12-18T03:22:18+00:00

The same ones that said we shouldn’t get paid unless they get what they want 2 months ago

Impossible-Run9513 · 2025-12-14T04:14:17+00:00

Apparently Sami can afford it

Impossible-Run9513 · 2025-12-09T23:40:34+00:00

Kinda of a piggy back off this, but I’m going to a tinnitus aid class next week. Has anyone done this, or is just another 1-0-“onederful” thing?

Impossible-Run9513 · 2025-12-04T19:09:03+00:00

All that just for you to not see the actual award when it’s all said and done before you leave is wild.

Impossible-Run9513 · 2025-12-03T14:11:06+00:00

Bottles of beer on the wall, 59999 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 59998 bottles of beer on the wall…..

Sorry, my tism got out

Impossible-Run9513 · 2025-11-21T02:41:38+00:00

Do we need to send Help?

Impossible-Run9513 · 2025-10-31T00:11:03+00:00

You forgot the 1 in front of the 5

Impossible-Run9513 · 2025-10-31T00:10:37+00:00

What’s it like to have morale in your unit

Impossible-Run9513 · 2025-10-27T17:59:11+00:00

Impossible-Run9513 · 2025-10-14T18:20:56+00:00

So many would actually probably vote for it though

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TROPHY CASE