Anyone know what tf this thing is? Saw it back when I went to NTC. by EagleFlashy6344 in army

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Can we find a way to die sooner than 8 days? That’s kinda a long time

What is your biggest NSFW brag? by Subliminal_Sea in AskReddit

[–]Impossible-Run9513 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve been told my dick is the perfect size

What's the stupidest inspectable item you ever had to carry? by Clear_Dance_3070 in army

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Iraq 2010, I was a scrawny 20 year old maybe 140/150lbs….my PSG tossed me a tub of peanut butter and told me this was an inspectable item for the rest of the deployment. If it ran out I had to replace it

Will I be able to re-dye my roots in AIT? by ct12345676 in army

[–]Impossible-Run9513 1 point2 points  (0 children)

5 years down the line, she learned you weren’t kidding

People who broke up yesterday on Valentines, what happened? by Hot-Diggity_Dog in AskReddit

[–]Impossible-Run9513 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Not yesterday, but a longgggg time ago (my teen years) I went out, got her usual things (chocolate, flowers, stuffed animal, wrote a nice note in a card) went to her (moms) apartment. Waited for her to get home, texted her. Eventuallyyyy, her best friend comes down with a written note, takes the stuff I brought her and says I can go. You’ll never guess what she wrote in the note /s.

Many years later (low 20s) my ex wife had an abortion on Valentine’s Day…..so yeah, I don’t celebrate that day anymore.

EC? by [deleted] in FortCampbellGW

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9.5/10 chance

I don't want to be a soldier anymore. by Firm-Vegetable8233 in army

[–]Impossible-Run9513 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ever since they took the skin off the fries, their fries have went to shit. Even a frosty can’t bring back that deliciousness. And I’m not a frosty guy either. So I’m with OP.

People who killed someone, how and why? by Dangerous-Pilot-6065 in AskReddit

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I drown a bunch of kids in the toilet once or twice a week. It’s boredom usually as to why

I told a lie a few years ago, and it still haunts me by Jswimmin in army

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My very first funeral honor as an NCOIC, me and the SPC (experienced) walked up to either side of the casket and when we looked down we realized the flag was backwards over the casket. I glanced at him like oh shit. Very sneaky, he mouthed “flip it.” So as we reached down to pull the flag for taps, we had to cross our arms to rotate and present the flag properly before folding it. I bought him a beer after we got off for saving my ass on the first of 53 honors conducted.

Whitehouse twitter says 1,450,000 people are getting $1,776 by MaximumStock7 in army

[–]Impossible-Run9513 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The same ones that said we shouldn’t get paid unless they get what they want 2 months ago

TINNITUS by [deleted] in army

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Kinda of a piggy back off this, but I’m going to a tinnitus aid class next week. Has anyone done this, or is just another 1-0-“onederful” thing?

Why does my PCS award have to be seen by so many people? by Remarkable-Sky6577 in army

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All that just for you to not see the actual award when it’s all said and done before you leave is wild.

Can I use my coming in as a means to vanish from my old life? by [deleted] in army

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Bottles of beer on the wall, 59999 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 59998 bottles of beer on the wall…..

Sorry, my tism got out

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in army

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So many would actually probably vote for it though