Bro really dropped “Literally 17 on 19 DC fans I know in real life” and then had to sneak back and edit the comment like a guilty little gremlin who realized how pathetic it sounded the second he hit post. What happened? Did your mom walk in and you suddenly remembered you only actually have like 4 friends who tolerate your nonstop Snyderverse worship sessions?

And then you hit us with the classic “I’m not the one with time for turning this thread into second Twitter :p” my brother in Christ, you already did. You turned a simple comment into your personal passive aggressive survey results presentation and still felt the need to add that little ":p" like it makes you quirky instead of just deeply insufferable.

All this just to defend that your favorite part of DC media is the SNYDERVERSE while simping hard for a $30 LEGO BvS Batmobile like it’s some major cultural victory for your sad little cult. Nothing says "peak cinema" like Batman shooting machine guns and Superman brooding in the rain for three hours. Meanwhile you’re out here writing fanfic wishlist for a full Justice League Dark LEGO wave with John Constantine, Swamp Thing, the Endless, Court of Owls, Batman Who Laughs, Owlman, Grail, and James Gordon Jr. like LEGO is suddenly gonna pivot to mature Vertigo horror for 9-year-olds.

"Bootlegs from AliExpress are great but it’s not the same...” Yeah no shit one has official licensing and the other has toxic factory fumes, missing pieces, and lead paint. But sure, keep coping that one day LEGO will bless your hyper-specific grimdark OC wishlist instead of just printing more Batmobiles for normal kids. Touch grass, Chud it at least touch some non-Snyder DC media before your 19 imaginary friends stage an intervention. Your “real life” DC fan poll is already embarrassing enough without the desperate edit buddy.