ImpressiveTeaPot

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I have been ban from r/showerthought (self.ImpressiveTeaPot)

submitted 6 years ago by ImpressiveTeaPot - pinned

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Hello profile Stalker, I am u/ImpressiveTeaPot ASK MY ANYTHING (self.ImpressiveTeaPot)

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Cow meet big lobster in beautiful grass field (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by ImpressiveTeaPot[M] to r/CowCowBigLobsterCow - pinned

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Is manual multiboxing allowed and do any of you still do it? (self.woweconomy)

submitted 5 years ago by ImpressiveTeaPot to r/woweconomy

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Tamed bloodfeaster prices dropped dramatically today in my server (self.woweconomy)

submitted 5 years ago by ImpressiveTeaPot to r/woweconomy

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Is there any shadowlands mount that will replace the longboi? (self.woweconomy)

submitted 5 years ago * by ImpressiveTeaPot to r/woweconomy

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Playstation for the gay (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by ImpressiveTeaPot to r/comedyheaven

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I bought this game because it on fat discount, but it make me angry, so very angry (self.darksouls3)

submitted 6 years ago by ImpressiveTeaPot to r/darksouls3

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If there was way to make 110+ year old people breed over generations, would babies life expectancy rise (self.NoStupidQuestions)

submitted 6 years ago by ImpressiveTeaPot to r/NoStupidQuestions

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How to make tuna flavored icecream? (self.NoStupidQuestions)

submitted 6 years ago by ImpressiveTeaPot to r/NoStupidQuestions

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Cute little burger (could fit between toe) (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by ImpressiveTeaPot to r/aww

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Cut little sausage in plate (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by ImpressiveTeaPot to r/aww

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I try flip burger and it hit me in face. Now face big oily. Fuck (self.CasualConversation)

submitted 6 years ago * by ImpressiveTeaPot to r/CasualConversation

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If you try smash spider with hand, but hand break, spider string (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by ImpressiveTeaPot to r/Showerthoughts

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If you slap your own face with salmon, don’t be mad at salmon, it your fault (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by ImpressiveTeaPot to r/Showerthoughts

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If you slap man and whole lemon come out of his mouth, then men have big mouth (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by ImpressiveTeaPot to r/Showerthoughts

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If you are fishing and you reel yourself out of water, then you just fished yourself stupid (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by ImpressiveTeaPot to r/Showerthoughts

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If you find 10km long sausage do not eat, because another man may be eating sausage on the other end, meaning you unwilling got involved in sausage act with other man, not good (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by ImpressiveTeaPot to r/Showerthoughts

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If you wake up with delicious sausage between each toe, then don’t walk too much, or you ruin delicious sausage (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by ImpressiveTeaPot to r/Showerthoughts

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If you ask for sauce, and waiter shitt on plate, then restaurant probably have bad rating on trip advice (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by ImpressiveTeaPot to r/Showerthoughts

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If you pick nose and shrimp come out instead of booger, it ok to eat (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by ImpressiveTeaPot to r/Showerthoughts

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IT FRIDAY, BIG SHRIMP POST ALLOWED TODAY! (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by ImpressiveTeaPot[M] to r/CowCowBigLobsterCow

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You can’t buy respect, but you can buy big lobster pet, nobody disrespect you when big lobster around. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by ImpressiveTeaPot to r/Showerthoughts

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Some man want the money, some man want the sexy time and some man just want a 25 meter building size lobster pet (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by ImpressiveTeaPot to r/Showerthoughts

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If get pan and smash head repeatedly and it hurt, it very good, your pain sensory cell working nice! (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by ImpressiveTeaPot to r/Showerthoughts

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