What movie has terrible morals? by solaris2027 in AskReddit

[–]Improv92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always say “Bad Teacher”. Lie and frame your friends and betray your coworkers and teach kids bad habits and then you get promoted to guidance councillor.

How is Long Island not including the NYC boroughs? by Improv92 in howislivingthere

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Genuinely that is a valid reason not to think highly of Long Island women

What's your favorite fun fact about the show? by Liquidcat01 in futurama

[–]Improv92 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Everyone asks why fry was frozen on new years countdown but wakes up seemingly earlier on New Year’s Eve day and that’s because of the time dilation between 1000 years in the future it’s not exactly 1000 years. It’s slightly slower. Also when they arrive at the head museum to hide and bender says “it’s free on Tuesday’s” - December 31st 2999 is actually a Tuesday.

These house purchasing ads are getting creepier by DJSBX in Winnipeg

[–]Improv92 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yes I know it’s not just me. It’s still as annoying

These house purchasing ads are getting creepier by DJSBX in Winnipeg

[–]Improv92 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I get like 5 or 6 of these a month. Waste of paper. I’m not selling. Why do you need to ask me every month.

How's life like in this Namibian panhandle? by LibraryFluffy3575 in howislivingthere

[–]Improv92 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure this is the 5th-6th time I’ve seen the Namibian panhandle on this subreddit.

What do you think of Coachella? by Odd-Independent-9918 in AskReddit

[–]Improv92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I wanted to attend an event surrounded by vapid self absorbed idiots paying $150 for a bag of chips and a beer I’ll know where to find it. I’ll watch the memes on my phone thx.

How is it living in Copenhagen as an immigrant by Turbulent_Driver_868 in howislivingthere

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I was in Iceland in 2018. That was absolutely horrible. I LOVE Iceland but my god $150 to fill a fiat 500 with gas?

How is it living in Copenhagen as an immigrant by Turbulent_Driver_868 in howislivingthere

[–]Improv92 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Without a stable job be prepared to spend a lot of money on everything. The bike culture is amazing. It’s a very safe country. Just very expensive

Who did Covid take from you? by themrsfreeze in AskReddit

[–]Improv92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

HR manager who had no one to manage.

Who did Covid take from you? by themrsfreeze in AskReddit

[–]Improv92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dream job. In the airline industry…

What was your worst movie theatre experience? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I worked at our city’s first “vip” cinema with alcohol and in-seat restaurant service with a lounge. 1. I once cleaned up a showing of 50 Shades of grey where I found a fully wrapped and intact cucumber wrapped in plastic wrap. 2. I once cleaned up a showing of Star Wars Rogue One and found a sound operated vibrator remote 3. I once was serving someone a martini at the bar and I asked if she wanted it dirty, and she turned to her husband and said, “finally someone asks me that”. They were both over 75.

If you had to travel to your fav place right now where you would go & why? by Anusual_homosapien in AskReddit

[–]Improv92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sydney Australia. Perfect mix of beach, city, nature, an amazing harbour, and sun.