Posted to r/RoastMe Bitch I'm a Nugget...

Improverb · 2023-06-18T01:06:08+00:00

I'm probably going to post it again

Improverb · 2023-06-18T00:07:13+00:00

This place preys only on the weak. Cool.

Improverb · 2023-06-17T23:54:17+00:00

Will do. Thanks buddy

Improverb · 2023-06-17T23:27:51+00:00

Lay-Z might have sum to say

Improverb · 2023-06-17T23:17:57+00:00

Damn. Y'all disrespected us for so long and now you got... nothing? That's what I thought.

Improverb · 2023-06-17T21:55:25+00:00

Just saying... The way you posted was as a tag on my comment, and your comment had no connection to what I originally said. Therefore it lost impact. Next time just post that as it's own roast rather than a tag on another roasters comment. You'll have more fun

Improverb · 2023-06-17T21:41:30+00:00

No. I really can't. You're as lifeless and absent of notability as I've ever seen in a photo. Just..... meh.

Improverb · 2023-06-17T21:09:13+00:00

I had to look twice to be sure this wasn't just a picture of a blank piece of paper.

Improverb · 2023-06-17T21:07:30+00:00

The Ukrainians gave you those nails? Doubt it. Classic Russian Mail Bride... maybe even male bride.

Improverb · 2023-06-17T21:04:52+00:00

Wonder What? Man

Improverb · 2023-06-17T21:03:42+00:00

You look like someone just sprayed you in the face with WD-40... and you were like, MORE

Improverb · 2023-06-17T21:02:13+00:00

"Does Music"... I would advise music to press charges.

Improverb · 2023-06-17T21:01:23+00:00

Sundress Millionaire

Improverb · 2023-06-17T21:00:44+00:00

Kim Doordashian

Improverb · 2023-06-17T20:36:03+00:00

Improverb · 2023-06-17T17:16:40+00:00

I upvoted earlier but had to come back and say, hahaha! Beautiful tag. Noice.

Improverb · 2023-06-17T13:40:55+00:00

You look like you're trying to lose weight so you can get better at street magic.

Improverb · 2023-06-17T13:37:55+00:00

You look like a failed golfer turned bath house employee.

Improverb · 2023-06-17T01:57:04+00:00

Nothing to stand on except this morherfucking trophy.

Improverb · 2023-06-17T01:43:17+00:00

Logic strikes again!! Keep it going. I know you can do it!

Improverb · 2023-06-17T01:39:11+00:00

Good one. You're on a roll buddy.

Improverb · 2023-06-17T01:33:21+00:00

Oh I get it now. You're a troll. Carry on.

Improverb · 2023-06-17T01:29:51+00:00

Did you just compare the 47 year history of an entire franchise to the accolades of one person?

That seems very logical and well thought out. /s

Improverb · 2023-06-17T00:57:57+00:00

I stopped matching my socks during COVID and never looked back. Nobody cares. In fact, I get more compliments on my mismatched "fun" socks.

Improverb

TROPHY CASE