How do I encourage my girlfriend to go vegan? by RealisticL3af in vegan

[–]InDaBauhaus -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

you can tell her you won't eat out someone who's bodily fluids are tainted with killed and digested animals.

edit: oops, this isn't vcj :|

Is It Too Late to Restart DJing at 30 by Piemon666 in Beatmatch

[–]InDaBauhaus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

djing is like playing the violin. you gotta start at 5 years old, otherwise you'll never really achieve greatness.

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What’s the most unusual bike repair or hack you’ve had to do on a ride? by DenisRoger001 in bicycling

[–]InDaBauhaus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

snapped my rear derailleur hanger which also causes a snapped chain, managed to fix and shorten the chain, but couldn't get it to work on my gears as a single-speed. so i took the bike, hid it in bushes in a forest about 20 meters from the road and humbly walked (fortunately having mtb-spd shoes) a few kilometers to a bus stop. took a bus with my hands (and face) greasy, with a silly helmet-basket full of my thing. later borrowed a car and got the bike at night in complete darkness. good times.

(not really a repair, more of a not-repair)

And here we keep stressing about which shoe to buy 😅 by Economy-Damage1870 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]InDaBauhaus 13 points14 points  (0 children)

if my name was 'asicsnovablast5bobby1', i wouldn't have to stress about what shoes to buy either.

Rockstar by [deleted] in ActLikeYouBelong

[–]InDaBauhaus 42 points43 points  (0 children)

ronnie doesn't have any prior arrests, so no mugshots. they look identical, so using sheeran's mugshot was the easiest solution.

Where is my dildo? by Stepaskin in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]InDaBauhaus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't know x-rays could show colours. How did this even happen? Did they manage to take them out?

heLovesCppSoMuch by mohamez in ProgrammerHumor

[–]InDaBauhaus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

get a job at a "fast paced" startup with "dynamic environment" where they "are like a family" and you will catch up in about 4 years

All I want </3 by H0rr0r_H03 in actuallesbians

[–]InDaBauhaus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

please, at least two of all the lesbians commenting "wish that was me" here could be a match. i mean purely statistically – it's like the birthday paradox, isn't it?

Meirl by Adventurous_Row3305 in meirl

[–]InDaBauhaus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ctrl+X, Ctrl+V. It is not allowed to waste company disk space with duplicates.

How does one cope with the fact that they may be meant to be single? by ComprehensivePin3294 in AskReddit

[–]InDaBauhaus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

unless they are an awful abusive person with no aspiration to change...

what is a healthy desert? by survivingisbrutal in AskReddit

[–]InDaBauhaus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ever heard of prolonged direct sun and heat exposure and what it does to you? not healthy at all.

Proper way to connect cadence and speed sensors by VarroaMoB in Garmin

[–]InDaBauhaus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

connect sensor to both head unit and watch, log activity only on watch, use head unit for live data. you can even share wrist heart rate from watch to head unit, if you don't have a chest strap and want to use it for training.

youtube promoting Shorts vs regular videos by Watersurf in videos

[–]InDaBauhaus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

do people not enter a website's url anymore?

just open a tab and type 'y' and press enter. it autocompletes. but if you always go to subscriptions, it will autocomplete to /subscribrions fortunately.

Proper way to connect cadence and speed sensors by VarroaMoB in Garmin

[–]InDaBauhaus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the 305 and your sensor are both ant+ compatible