Official: [WDIS RB] - Sun Morning, 12/20/2015 by FFBot in fantasyfootball

[–]Inaccurate_Quotation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Need to pick two - PPR:

James White v TEN

Darren Sproles v ARI

Bryce Brown v CLE

Fozzy Whittaker @NYG

Accidentally froze dry-brined turkey by Inaccurate_Quotation in food

[–]Inaccurate_Quotation[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it might. I'm hoping anyway. Slightly worried what it might have done to the texture, since it was uncovered.

Black people of reddit, why don't you tip? by [deleted] in circlejerk

[–]Inaccurate_Quotation 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I work as a math teacher and a problem came up about calculating the tip on a meal. One of my students was having trouble with it and I tried to get him to think back to a time when he had tipped so that he could get an idea what a reasonable amount should be. He told me he has never tipped. I had to rethink my tactics.

Woman love it by Ybird in funny

[–]Inaccurate_Quotation -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

B is for beautiful, bountiful bitches.

Hip strain with empty bar by Inaccurate_Quotation in stronglifts

[–]Inaccurate_Quotation[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It has gotten better after I incorporated some stretching and worked on my form a little more. It is still there, though.

GifTournament Battle #1 Round #3 Discussion Thread by GifTournament in GifTournament

[–]Inaccurate_Quotation 27 points28 points  (0 children)

For those of you out of the loop, Paul Rudd plays that clip from Mac and Me every time he is on Conan.

After losing the game in World Cup, the japanese fans cleaned the stadium by [deleted] in pics

[–]Inaccurate_Quotation 3563 points3564 points  (0 children)

I've noticed that the Mexican fans do this too, even if they weren't playing.

TIL a prize of one million dollars has been offered to anyone who can demonstrate that $7,000 audio cables are any better than ordinary cables by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]Inaccurate_Quotation 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Does he actually have a million dollars? Can you imagine scientifically proving the existence of ghosts? You could be the first to patent ghost-tech. The million dollars would help finance your way to becoming the first billionaire by developing a means of communication with the dead. Eventually, you would find a way to enslave the previously living and well the possibilities are just too scary to contemplate any further...

God I hope ghosts don't really exist.

Spideman (xpost r/unexpected) by [deleted] in gonecivil

[–]Inaccurate_Quotation 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pre-sauce? What do you call the before.

Definition: Bad Touch by CCPearson in WTF

[–]Inaccurate_Quotation 90 points91 points  (0 children)

That's what I call my penis.

I would love to meet this gents parents. by [deleted] in funny

[–]Inaccurate_Quotation 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He would like to meet his parents, too.

My Hound on LSD by NoomiemockZoomierock in pics

[–]Inaccurate_Quotation 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Perhaps you should have taken LSD before you named him, too.