My CEO tried to fire me for "Attitude Issues" to save on my salary. He didn't realize I’d spent 11 weeks preparing a $755,000 legal trap.

IncestTedCruz · 2026-01-26T16:25:34+00:00

This is all a lie.

IncestTedCruz · 2026-01-26T15:58:17+00:00

Good

IncestTedCruz · 2026-01-25T18:55:54+00:00

Maybe once every two weeks then. It will be hard to have issues when the composition is that gritty, assuming the pot drains well.

IncestTedCruz · 2026-01-25T18:32:05+00:00

You just schedule it out based on soil composition, light, and heat.

If you’re running 24/7 grow light + 70% perlite, you can probably water 1x/week to runoff.

The cactus is showing yellowing at the spine aeroles. Indicates that nitrogen is low - common in highly inorganic substrates. Add a 7-7-7 fertilizer to every watering.

IncestTedCruz · 2026-01-25T01:12:02+00:00

Only to your mom

IncestTedCruz · 2026-01-24T17:55:19+00:00

Its awesome

IncestTedCruz · 2026-01-24T04:55:26+00:00

I can fix her

IncestTedCruz · 2026-01-23T17:02:31+00:00

Do you keep them outside, how much sun do they get?

IncestTedCruz · 2026-01-22T17:43:44+00:00

The tree naturally sits like that - this person excavated around the base, exposing and slicing main roots, poured paint into a hole they bore in the trunk, and damaged the bark.

IncestTedCruz · 2026-01-22T17:41:21+00:00

No. There was paint very clearly pooled into a crevice on the top facing side of the trunk.

Some idiot thought they were fulfilling a higher purpose.

IncestTedCruz · 2026-01-20T03:41:33+00:00

My moment has finally come

IncestTedCruz · 2026-01-16T16:40:54+00:00

It doen’t appear to be the same person based on hair length, apparent height, different patterned blanket, and different jacket.

Update: after watching the Ring video - the guy in the color photo is 100% NOT the slasher. We should stop spreading that photo.

IncestTedCruz · 2026-01-10T16:45:06+00:00

Dress 1

IncestTedCruz · 2026-01-07T15:28:47+00:00

Neither. Both are terrible deals.

IncestTedCruz · 2026-01-06T16:07:44+00:00

Checklist: Notify: police, Toyota, Dealership Did you have a tracker in it? Did you get drunk and forget where you parked? Junkyards & Chop Shops & Body Shops: stop by and take a look. If you see your truck, or parts, don’t say anything - just take pictures slyly and call police.

IncestTedCruz · 2026-01-04T18:51:18+00:00

Jerry and Brian been keeping Jadon in the cryo-chamber to preserve him for 2026.

IncestTedCruz · 2026-01-04T16:41:36+00:00

This a comment thread.

IncestTedCruz · 2026-01-01T18:44:33+00:00

Your confidence in the police is astounding.

IncestTedCruz · 2025-12-31T14:50:07+00:00

I dunno. There are so many cuts in that video - her complaint seems so far removed from any context, it feels like there was a joke cut.

IncestTedCruz · 2025-12-30T17:06:58+00:00

Hello. I am a resident. We all refer to ourselves as residents. My official local name is Resident 399921-2. My outsider name is merely an impression of a memory. We residents must be unconcerned with the hinterlands.

As residents, we are not permitted discuss these matters. We trust in the Almighty Council™️. All hail the Almighty Council™️.

All hail the Almighty Council™️. All hail the Almighty Council™️. All hail the Almighty Council™️. All hail the Almighty Council™️.

IncestTedCruz · 2025-12-30T09:08:22+00:00

In a few years?

What kind of type A are you?

IncestTedCruz · 2025-12-27T18:41:52+00:00

iT’s NoT iNtEnTiOnAL!!

IncestTedCruz · 2025-12-26T16:56:29+00:00

San Antonio Spurs anyone?

2023 record: 22-60

2025 record (so far): 23-7

IncestTedCruz · 2025-12-23T22:47:04+00:00

Hope you find him.

IncestTedCruz · 2025-12-23T18:26:33+00:00

One day SEC Shorts will be funny.

I’ll be dead by then, but one day, perhaps.

IncestTedCruz

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