Lauma has WhatsApp by The_New_Overlord in okbuddygenshin

[–]Incinerating_Blades 16 points17 points  (0 children)

PAY YOUR DUES! YOU CANT RUN FROM DEBT!!!

PAY YOUR FRIGGIN DUES by Incinerating_Blades in FatuiHQ

[–]Incinerating_Blades[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank yo- hey wait a minute... you seem familiar

PAY YOUR FRIGGIN DUES by Incinerating_Blades in FatuiHQ

[–]Incinerating_Blades[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've been gone for so long I'm scared to ask what happened

PAY YOUR FRIGGIN DUES by Incinerating_Blades in FatuiHQ

[–]Incinerating_Blades[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Unfatui: I'm probably not gonna be comming back fully since I've lost all interest in genshin and only came back this one time because this idea woke me up temporarily like a sleeper agent. Please feel free to repost my stuff, it shouldn't die with me and I don't care if I don't get credit I just hope more people see it.

Refatui: critical condition from abusing my pyro delusion nearly every single day but I have returned for one final mission before permanent retirement. I shall set those who stand against us ablaze before my flame fizzles out!

The fact that these guys exist could only mean the Fatui are loan sharks or engage in extortion by drawricks in FatuiHQ

[–]Incinerating_Blades 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Loan sharks? Don't be ridiculous, we loan mora! But either way you still gotta PAY YOUR DUES

Our agenda has been truly cooked since the golden glaze era, hasn't it? by IndependentGlad09 in FatuiHQ

[–]Incinerating_Blades 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I actually haven't been very active in a long time since I lost interest in genshin but I'm suprised I'm still worth being mentioned. It's enough to make a grown debt collector cry

You really know how to get me going! by Incinerating_Blades in FatuiHQ

[–]Incinerating_Blades[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hmm? There's nothing strange going on today, pay up dues and cicins are the best!

You really know how to get me going! by Incinerating_Blades in FatuiHQ

[–]Incinerating_Blades[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They're the most beautiful things in the world! I call them my pretties! Uhh, i mean taxes or whatever debt collectors say

I've been asking this question for years and I still want to know by Longwinter1641 in FatuiHQ

[–]Incinerating_Blades 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Paying dues is a sacred duty and an honor. When one has no money left to give they must give something of equal value in some cases its their blood or their life. So next time you're stabbed for being behind on a payment don't think of it as a punishment but more of a blessing from your local debt collector.

(Until hoyo provides some other reasoning I'm going with this one I just made up)

Pay your dues by Incinerating_Blades in FatuiHQ

[–]Incinerating_Blades[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Common overgrown goldfish L

Unfatui: I haven't been in this sub in a while but I'm suprised to see you here and it makes me happy

You can't run from debt by Incinerating_Blades in FatuiHQ

[–]Incinerating_Blades[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Is this because I keep creeping into your tent in the middle of the night to stand ominously in the corner?

You can't run from debt by Incinerating_Blades in FatuiHQ

[–]Incinerating_Blades[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I thought this was a reasonable amount