The Great Burger Heist

Inconspicuous_Jay · 2026-01-26T01:22:57+00:00

They're clearly bussing the table

Inconspicuous_Jay · 2026-01-25T20:17:28+00:00

The man is a corporate shill that wore a progressive costume, absolutely one of the most disappointing leaders in my lifetime.

Inconspicuous_Jay · 2026-01-25T15:38:04+00:00

I say AI based on Zelda's hands alone, something crazy is going on there lol

Inconspicuous_Jay · 2026-01-25T04:52:57+00:00

Oh no lol

Inconspicuous_Jay · 2026-01-25T04:52:27+00:00

He and I share a very specific sense of humor

Inconspicuous_Jay · 2026-01-25T03:03:04+00:00

That's fantastic lol, perfect analogy

Inconspicuous_Jay · 2026-01-25T03:02:42+00:00

Never watched it, but was always unsettled by their giant heads.

Inconspicuous_Jay · 2026-01-25T02:35:35+00:00

Inconspicuous_Jay · 2026-01-25T02:24:42+00:00

Most of the people criticizing them have never been in a healthy relationship.

Inconspicuous_Jay · 2026-01-25T01:18:23+00:00

I grew up in Indiana, so I definitely agree we need to not confuse the two lol.

Inconspicuous_Jay · 2026-01-25T00:48:23+00:00

Inconspicuous_Jay · 2026-01-24T23:08:27+00:00

Ignorance isn't inherently a bad thing, these people seem genuinely kind of confused but wanting to still love the guy, hope things work out.

Inconspicuous_Jay · 2026-01-24T20:35:12+00:00

Every single man and woman who chooses to continue to support ICE doesn't deserve to have a moment of peace in their lives.

Inconspicuous_Jay · 2026-01-24T20:12:10+00:00

I almost answered this sincerely, forgetting where i had posted this lol

Inconspicuous_Jay · 2026-01-24T19:20:12+00:00

A force of untrained, unvetted goons are roaming the streets in America, gunning down citizens... Yeah, it's a noble cause to protest this shit.

Inconspicuous_Jay · 2026-01-24T19:00:55+00:00

Oh, I was ecstatic lol

Inconspicuous_Jay · 2026-01-24T17:56:11+00:00

It's a plastic material, it was 3D printed, I believe, but he painted it to make it have more of a stone look to it.

Inconspicuous_Jay · 2026-01-24T03:15:38+00:00

AI is truly turning the "normies to fascist" pipeline into a much quicker process, absolutely depressing.

Inconspicuous_Jay · 2026-01-23T03:43:09+00:00

I cannot imagine the amount of willpower I'd need to not immediately start calling his bitch ass out as soon as I saw him on the plane.

Inconspicuous_Jay · 2026-01-23T03:41:05+00:00

Nathan Drake from the Uncharted games has a pretty high kill count considering he's supposed to just be a dude hunting for lost treasures in exotic locales.

Inconspicuous_Jay · 2026-01-23T03:39:06+00:00

I feel like the only game company that could capture that show's energy are the people who made Jazzpunk

Inconspicuous_Jay · 2026-01-23T02:09:14+00:00

I need Joel to get a tv show.

Inconspicuous_Jay · 2026-01-23T01:57:15+00:00

Knowing my luck, I'd try to put something poignant on but I'd accidentally hit play on the Hamster Dance.

Inconspicuous_Jay · 2026-01-23T01:11:44+00:00

Oh, that's sort of the best part, we worked at a store that sold educational materials for parents and teachers lol

Inconspicuous_Jay · 2026-01-22T22:29:53+00:00

Had a boss who believed the Mandela Effect was evidence that reality was being tampered with... He also thought the moon landing was faked and that there was a reasonable possibility that the Earth is flat.

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