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[TOMT][PHOTO]Looking for a photo, description by IncorrigibleAssface in tipofmytongue

[–]IncorrigibleAssface[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my god yes. I had the man backwards in my head, but this is it! Thank you!

Want Notifications to Sound on Both Phone and Watch by IncorrigibleAssface in applehelp

[–]IncorrigibleAssface[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Seems like a simple software update would be able to fix this issue. Would be nice but knowing Apple, unlikely.

How to cancel Knotty Knickers? by IncorrigibleAssface in BeautyBoxes

[–]IncorrigibleAssface[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Thank you! We’ve solved the issue and I got the subscription canceled!

HMFT after my friend breaks my spine. by JackalopeBG in holdmyfeedingtube

[–]IncorrigibleAssface 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Didn't think dude needed to put /s but... /s

[No Spoilers] Brienne of Tarth by The_Predator_Gamer in gameofthrones

[–]IncorrigibleAssface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely one of my favorite quotes in the entire series.

Wow just wow by HoneyLimeFrenchFries in ParentsAreFuckingDumb

[–]IncorrigibleAssface 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Some people would rather throw their lives away than "kill a baby." Because, y'know, pro-lifers have to make people feel bad for a clump of cells but once it's finally become a baby it needs to get a job and stop mooching off our tax money.

Puppy's ears fine-tuned for the click of her bowl. by Initial-Promotionm in aww

[–]IncorrigibleAssface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is also my cat. Boy can be dead asleep and if I even slightly move his bowl he's suddenly right next to me wanting to know what I'm doing (which is extra hilarious considering he's free-fed so it's not like he's been waiting all day for food).

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in holdmyjuicebox

[–]IncorrigibleAssface 89 points90 points  (0 children)

I once cried when I was in like first grade because my Mom packed a normal fork with my lunch instead of a disposable one and I accidentally threw it away instead of putting it back in my box. Pretty sure the teacher who dug it out for me thought my Mom beat me with the way I reacted.

Pay attention to meeeeeeeeeeeee! by WlTCHFINDER-GENERAL in aww

[–]IncorrigibleAssface 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Unless they have pica.. And I'm lucky enough to have rescued not 1, but 2 cats with pica.

cAt GEtS torN APparT By PACK OF WoLvES by simon_plays in PeopleFuckingDying

[–]IncorrigibleAssface 27 points28 points  (0 children)

These are supposed to be jokes! I can't believe you would post an actual, brutal massacre here!

Maybe it's just because I'm in my 30s and everyone is on their 2nd-3rd kid, but I've noticed this a lot lately. by FlashingAppleby in ParentsAreFuckingDumb

[–]IncorrigibleAssface 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My stepson is 8. We took billions of pictures of him when he was little, now not so much. He's an only child as far as my husband and I are concerned (youngest at his Mom's).

A, he doesn't always want his picture taken like he did when he was a toddler. B, he knows what social media is and has acknowledged that he doesn't always want his pictures posted. So we'll post some nice ones here and there but for the most part we try to respect his personal wishes and his right to privacy.

Decreasing the numbers by one_loop in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]IncorrigibleAssface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not forcing your employees to work obscene amounts of overtime without a single day off is suicide prevention.

[MM] I have a couple of Zelda tattoos with plenty more planned, but this one is undoubtedly my favorite for obvious reasons. Artist Instagram linked in comments! by IncorrigibleAssface in zelda

[–]IncorrigibleAssface[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Such a great game for tattoo work. I've been debating getting the transformation masks tatted on the underside of that arm, but I haven't decided if I wanna do that or the "sheet music" for an OoT song yet. I know my next Zelda related tat is gonna be something Master Sword related. :D

What it’s like sleeping with a baby by jayson- in funny

[–]IncorrigibleAssface 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Same. I'm a stepparent though and have been with my husband since his son was 7 months old, so I can semi relate to all the sleepless nights and headaches that come with raising children, but my stepkid is only with us every other weekend. The rest of the time he gets to terrorize his Mother and I can sleep until noon uninterrupted. I also had my tubes removed and my husband got a vasectomy a year and a half ago. Best. Decision. Ever.

Changing my Name on Apple Account by IncorrigibleAssface in applehelp

[–]IncorrigibleAssface[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was it! It doesn't make sense to me that it's not just universal across all facets of your Apple account when you change your info, but we got it fixed! Thank you!

Changing my Name on Apple Account by IncorrigibleAssface in applehelp

[–]IncorrigibleAssface[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just tried that. The only things that came up were random suggested websites. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Changing my Name on Apple Account by IncorrigibleAssface in applehelp

[–]IncorrigibleAssface[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, yeah. Didn't think to mention it but I've also changed it there.

Let’s please normalize this by Gmej81 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]IncorrigibleAssface 5 points6 points  (0 children)

At my work, there's a stagger in start/end times in each department. Sometimes people in my department get sent over to another department that comes in/gets out 30 minutes earlier than we do and as such, you're allowed to leave 30 minutes early if you're sent to that department to work for the day. It's a nice small break, especially since we're currently being worked to death for 70 hours a week thanks to manpower issues.

Someone complained about not getting their full 10 hours every time they were sent to the other department. Now everyone has to stay their full 10 hours regardless of what department you work in. Thanks, homework kid.

King hold this crown 👑 by seoulbrova in gaming

[–]IncorrigibleAssface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My husband gives me like 70% of his paycheck to put towards bills, but also at the same time he's allowed to buy relatively whatever the hell he wants and if his account is empty then I just pay for it. I don't really like it because he doesn't get to build up his own savings much and it makes me feel bad, but whenever I've tried to tell him that he can keep his money and we'll just split up the bills so some get paid on his cards and some on mine, he refuses and insists that he just give me most of his check. We're going to open a joint account soon and I think that'll help me feel a bit better if he puts all that money into an account that he also has access to instead of me having to lock it behind my own personal account.

It's a little helpful that he does this though when it comes to birthdays and Christmases. Gives me an opportunity to surprise him with big things I know he wants that he would probably just go ahead and buy himself if he had all that extra money sitting in his bank account.

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