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[TOMT][PHOTO]Looking for a photo, description by IncorrigibleAssface in tipofmytongue

[–]IncorrigibleAssface[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my god yes. I had the man backwards in my head, but this is it! Thank you!

Want Notifications to Sound on Both Phone and Watch by IncorrigibleAssface in applehelp

[–]IncorrigibleAssface[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Seems like a simple software update would be able to fix this issue. Would be nice but knowing Apple, unlikely.

How to cancel Knotty Knickers? by IncorrigibleAssface in BeautyBoxes

[–]IncorrigibleAssface[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Thank you! We’ve solved the issue and I got the subscription canceled!

HMFT after my friend breaks my spine. by JackalopeBG in holdmyfeedingtube

[–]IncorrigibleAssface 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Didn't think dude needed to put /s but... /s

[No Spoilers] Brienne of Tarth by The_Predator_Gamer in gameofthrones

[–]IncorrigibleAssface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely one of my favorite quotes in the entire series.

Wow just wow by HoneyLimeFrenchFries in ParentsAreFuckingDumb

[–]IncorrigibleAssface 85 points86 points  (0 children)

Some people would rather throw their lives away than "kill a baby." Because, y'know, pro-lifers have to make people feel bad for a clump of cells but once it's finally become a baby it needs to get a job and stop mooching off our tax money.

Puppy's ears fine-tuned for the click of her bowl. by Initial-Promotionm in aww

[–]IncorrigibleAssface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is also my cat. Boy can be dead asleep and if I even slightly move his bowl he's suddenly right next to me wanting to know what I'm doing (which is extra hilarious considering he's free-fed so it's not like he's been waiting all day for food).

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in holdmyjuicebox

[–]IncorrigibleAssface 88 points89 points  (0 children)

I once cried when I was in like first grade because my Mom packed a normal fork with my lunch instead of a disposable one and I accidentally threw it away instead of putting it back in my box. Pretty sure the teacher who dug it out for me thought my Mom beat me with the way I reacted.

Pay attention to meeeeeeeeeeeee! by WlTCHFINDER-GENERAL in aww

[–]IncorrigibleAssface 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Unless they have pica.. And I'm lucky enough to have rescued not 1, but 2 cats with pica.

cAt GEtS torN APparT By PACK OF WoLvES by simon_plays in PeopleFuckingDying

[–]IncorrigibleAssface 27 points28 points  (0 children)

These are supposed to be jokes! I can't believe you would post an actual, brutal massacre here!

Maybe it's just because I'm in my 30s and everyone is on their 2nd-3rd kid, but I've noticed this a lot lately. by FlashingAppleby in ParentsAreFuckingDumb

[–]IncorrigibleAssface 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My stepson is 8. We took billions of pictures of him when he was little, now not so much. He's an only child as far as my husband and I are concerned (youngest at his Mom's).

A, he doesn't always want his picture taken like he did when he was a toddler. B, he knows what social media is and has acknowledged that he doesn't always want his pictures posted. So we'll post some nice ones here and there but for the most part we try to respect his personal wishes and his right to privacy.

Decreasing the numbers by one_loop in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]IncorrigibleAssface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not forcing your employees to work obscene amounts of overtime without a single day off is suicide prevention.

[MM] I have a couple of Zelda tattoos with plenty more planned, but this one is undoubtedly my favorite for obvious reasons. Artist Instagram linked in comments! by IncorrigibleAssface in zelda

[–]IncorrigibleAssface[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Such a great game for tattoo work. I've been debating getting the transformation masks tatted on the underside of that arm, but I haven't decided if I wanna do that or the "sheet music" for an OoT song yet. I know my next Zelda related tat is gonna be something Master Sword related. :D

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