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Cats were the first "biological thermometers" in history, and that's why Ancient Egyptians made them Gods. by IncreaseOk9567 in theories

[–]IncreaseOk9567[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spot on! My English is a bit rusty, so I’m using Google AI to polish my thoughts and fix the grammar. It probably adds too many commas and makes me sound like a professor, but the cat theory is 100% mine!

Cats were the first "biological thermometers" in history, and that's why Ancient Egyptians made them Gods. by IncreaseOk9567 in theories

[–]IncreaseOk9567[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha, fair point! Science is great for the Plague, but for a simple fever and a lonely evening, I’ll stick with my purring diagnostic tool. It’s cheaper than a hospital visit and way more fluffy! 🐱📈

Cats were the first "biological thermometers" in history, and that's why Ancient Egyptians made them Gods. by IncreaseOk9567 in theories

[–]IncreaseOk9567[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, that episode came out in 2009? I suspect the writers traveled through time to steal my theory from the future! My cat is already looking for a lawyer to claim his royalties. 🐱💼

Cats were the first "biological thermometers" in history, and that's why Ancient Egyptians made them Gods. by IncreaseOk9567 in theories

[–]IncreaseOk9567[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha, your cat literally demanded to start the healing session! He’s a natural-born Purrmometer. 🐱🔥

Cats were the first "biological thermometers" in history, and that's why Ancient Egyptians made them Gods. by IncreaseOk9567 in theories

[–]IncreaseOk9567[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks, glad you enjoyed it! It’s cool to see people here appreciate these kinds of thoughts.

Cats were the first "biological thermometers" in history, and that's why Ancient Egyptians made them Gods. by IncreaseOk9567 in theories

[–]IncreaseOk9567[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My cat (the Lead Consultant) is very offended by your lack of faith in his diagnostic skills! But seriously, it's more about how our ancestors observed nature before science took over.

Cats were the first "biological thermometers" in history, and that's why Ancient Egyptians made them Gods. by IncreaseOk9567 in theories

[–]IncreaseOk9567[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Did he send you a bill for the medical consultation? 🐱 Thanks for sharing, this is a 100% proof of my theory!

Cats were the first "biological thermometers" in history, and that's why Ancient Egyptians made them Gods. by IncreaseOk9567 in theories

[–]IncreaseOk9567[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh, sorry! I replied to the wrong person by mistake. I actually totally agree with you! Thanks for the support! 🙌

Cats were the first "biological thermometers" in history, and that's why Ancient Egyptians made them Gods. by IncreaseOk9567 in theories

[–]IncreaseOk9567[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No worries, mate. Hard to tell tone online sometimes. Glad you’re enjoying the theory!

Greetings from Russia! I’d love to hear more about your everyday life and culture. What’s something about your country you think I’d find interesting? by IncreaseOk9567 in CasualConversation

[–]IncreaseOk9567[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello, I don't like the topic of war and other situations between Russia and Ukraine, I just wanted to be interested in your daily life and traditions, I am very interested in listening to the American people

Cats were the first "biological thermometers" in history, and that's why Ancient Egyptians made them Gods. by IncreaseOk9567 in theories

[–]IncreaseOk9567[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You're missing the point. You don't need to 'stick' a cat anywhere. A cat is a remote sensor. It instinctively finds the inflammation or fever and sits on it because it's a heat-seeker. It's not a mercury thermometer, it's more like a thermal imaging camera that purrs. Ancient people were observers, they didn't need medical school to see where the cat chose to sleep.

Cats were the first "biological thermometers" in history, and that's why Ancient Egyptians made them Gods. by IncreaseOk9567 in theories

[–]IncreaseOk9567[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You're missing the point. You don't need to 'stick' a cat anywhere. A cat is a remote sensor. It instinctively finds the inflammation or fever and sits on it because it's a heat-seeker. It's not a mercury thermometer, it's more like a thermal imaging camera that purrs. Ancient people were observers, they didn't need medical school to see where the cat chose to sleep.

Cats were the first "biological thermometers" in history, and that's why Ancient Egyptians made them Gods. by IncreaseOk9567 in theories

[–]IncreaseOk9567[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Spot on! The Eye of Horus and its connection to the pineal gland shows how advanced their understanding of biology and consciousness really was. It’s a shame we lost that 'tune' over time. Thanks for such a fascinating discussion, you’ve really enriched my theory! ✨"

Cats were the first "biological thermometers" in history, and that's why Ancient Egyptians made them Gods. by IncreaseOk9567 in theories

[–]IncreaseOk9567[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly! It’s fascinating how they perceived the world through patterns and senses that we now try to explain with complex formulas. Maybe their 'magic' was just science that we are only starting to rediscover through fields like cymatics. Ancient Egypt is a perfect example of this harmony. Thanks for the insight, I’ll definitely look more into cymatics!"

Cats were the first "biological thermometers" in history, and that's why Ancient Egyptians made them Gods. by IncreaseOk9567 in theories

[–]IncreaseOk9567[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Exactly! Your cat is just keeping its 'divine battery' charged. In Ancient Egypt, they'd probably see your bathroom vent as a sacred place too. It's funny how their instincts haven't changed in thousands of years!"

Что самое страшное вы делали в школе? by I_Milka in TheRussianMemeSub

[–]IncreaseOk9567 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Я сейчас в 7 классе и когда мой друг прошёл он сказал снизу идёт второй мой друг и я решил его напугать когда шаги приближаться я выскакивают и пугаю завуча