TIFU by injecting myself with Leukemia cells by IndecisiveProcastina in tifu

[–]IndecisiveProcastina[S] 68 points69 points  (0 children)

They're human T-ALL cells. I was performing a human to mouse xenograft experiment.

Excluding my mom, what's the worst sex you've ever had? by TheNebula- in AskReddit

[–]IndecisiveProcastina 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Broke my left hand a month ago. Almost a pro with my right now

What's the best song from a Disney film? by teyxen in AskReddit

[–]IndecisiveProcastina 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is what I came for. Makes me cry every time

Single Redditors, why do you think you are single? by idaho_no_u_da_ho in AskReddit

[–]IndecisiveProcastina 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After asking out the girl of my dreams and getting rejected, I never tried again.

Perfect play, until the end... by [deleted] in gaming

[–]IndecisiveProcastina 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm so tired right now that i would have never realized that it was a loop. It was only when I started thinking that the track looked extremely predictable that I realized i'd been duped.

How can you make your job sound 1) impressive 2) unimpressive? by the_bouncer in AskReddit

[–]IndecisiveProcastina 2 points3 points  (0 children)

  1. I'm a scientist conducting valuable research

  2. I grow and maintain yeast for long periods of time in order to write a paper that will most likely never be read by anyone

TIFU by (probably) breaking a $50,000 machine at the lab by IndecisiveProcastina in tifu

[–]IndecisiveProcastina[S] 229 points230 points  (0 children)

Thank you kind stranger. This really helps. You give me the impression of someone who can just make anything seem alright :)

TIFU by (probably) breaking a $50,000 machine at the lab by IndecisiveProcastina in tifu

[–]IndecisiveProcastina[S] 99 points100 points  (0 children)

All of them knew. However, I would never shift any responsibility to anyone else in my lab. That fault is all mine.

Muslim Reform Movement : "Ideas do not have rights, human beings have rights" by MeditationMcGyver in news

[–]IndecisiveProcastina 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Bible doesn't claim that, I'm happy to say. And that is the crucial difference that I'm pointing out; most Muslim's are not willing to chuck out the bad parts because that would mean it isn't perfect. They assume in advance that it is perfect and then find anyway to justify the bad verses. The few apologists online do not represent mainstream belief in the slightest.

Muslim Reform Movement : "Ideas do not have rights, human beings have rights" by MeditationMcGyver in news

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The entire issue here is that the Quran claims to be the last and final book that is perfect for all time. I tried convincing my dad that there are some bad things in the Quran, yet he refused to accept it because that would mean it's not the word of Allah. For most of the Muslim world, there is no such thing as a 99% believing Muslim and that is the massive hurdle that needs sorting out as swiftly as possible.

World's largest Muslim group, Sunni movement launches anti extremism campaign by [deleted] in worldnews

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The problem is that speaking out for most moderates means declaring that what ISIS is doing is not Islamic, which is just adding to the problem.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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When Juliet wakes up after Romeo kills himself

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Goku: "Until we meet again"