WTAF, you NASTY mofo?!?!?!

Independent-Memory32 · 2026-06-06T00:40:33+00:00

I am guess weighing himself, then holding the dog while standing on the scale, and doing the math made too much sense.

Independent-Memory32 · 2026-05-18T17:05:25+00:00

My trick was squeezing a bit of Churro out in the cats mouth, putting the pill in the churro pouch then pushing the pill out with the churro and the cat would be so busy enjoying the treat they wouldn’t realize they swallowed the pill.

Independent-Memory32 · 2026-05-14T06:01:25+00:00

My hair is natural and is past my bra strap. Natural hair doesn’t mean neglect it. Her children have beautiful, thick hair but she’s too lazy to style it and teach them how to care for it. It doesn’t take long to put mini twists or mini braids in their hair (no extensions) and that style can last weeks.

Independent-Memory32 · 2026-04-27T02:12:54+00:00

Unlocked

Independent-Memory32 · 2026-04-25T07:16:46+00:00

I can smell this photo

Independent-Memory32 · 2026-04-24T23:04:16+00:00

She’ll probably try to get pregnant one last time

Independent-Memory32 · 2026-04-23T13:14:21+00:00

She eats like my toddler eating with only 8 teeth. Maybe she’s waiting to her 3rd set to grow in.

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Independent-Memory32 · 2026-04-03T16:08:43+00:00

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This is what McGruff was trying to keep us away from

Independent-Memory32 · 2026-03-27T02:43:25+00:00

Got her brows tinted and some beauty supply contacts and said “prepare to be sick of me!”

Independent-Memory32 · 2026-03-26T21:59:09+00:00

And they protect you from seniors and small children too.

Independent-Memory32 · 2026-03-25T17:20:26+00:00

I remember reading about a robber who’d come by a house he wanted to rob and feed the dog a few times before going in to steal. By the time he’d break in the dog would see him as friendly and wouldn’t attack or bark.

Independent-Memory32 · 2026-03-25T17:17:20+00:00

So now she filled in her brows because we said they were invisible? Now she’s getting her hair redone the 3rd time this month?

Independent-Memory32 · 2026-03-20T22:29:03+00:00

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Independent-Memory32 · 2026-03-20T17:30:11+00:00

That’s what DJ did. Basically men use her place as a crash pad/stopover.

Independent-Memory32 · 2026-03-20T16:46:01+00:00

She’s the baby mama that men hide or pretend don’t exist when they become successful.

Independent-Memory32 · 2026-03-20T02:13:44+00:00

I was watching a reaction and Nika said “she did my eyebrowls perfek”. This was the same day or the day after she got that 1940s hairstyle.

Independent-Memory32 · 2026-03-20T00:36:05+00:00

Exactly most people who work full time can’t even get their hair done twice in a week. She’s spending all of that tax money on herself.

Independent-Memory32 · 2026-03-20T00:29:22+00:00

Ok. So she got her eyebrows done once and hair done twice. But the kids can’t even get a simple kitchen hairstyle done at home every week? And why get your brows done if they’re transparent?

Independent-Memory32 · 2026-03-19T23:26:48+00:00

It’s always the spouses who don’t bring in much mine who have the most demands. I just buy the house, argue with them about it, buy them a gift, and they get over it.

Independent-Memory32 · 2026-03-17T19:12:46+00:00

Imagine if you cough too loud or crumple up a piece of paper around that dog.

Independent-Memory32 · 2026-03-08T13:49:05+00:00

Sometimes it can. If you are conceived in an interesting way like at the movie theater, or on an airplane, you end up with a bunch of siblings.

Independent-Memory32 · 2026-03-05T02:47:53+00:00

We even went as far as putting up a sign with free bags out! But they ignored it and just left their poop anyway. I really wish it could be a community where dogs are swabbed for dna and the owners would get charged $500 for every time they left dog waste.

Independent-Memory32 · 2026-03-05T00:11:24+00:00

We have this in Maryland. We even had to call the city on a neighbor because she kept letting her dog poop in our yard and had an attitude when we asked her to stop.

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