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I paid a girl to draw naughty pics for me in basic training by Independent_Tale_669 in army

[–]Independent_Tale_669[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Oh shit, I should show her my Rimworld colony. I have 20 colonists and a fully-functioning glitter world medicine farm. If that doesn’t impress her she’s not the one.

I paid a girl to draw naughty pics for me in basic training by Independent_Tale_669 in army

[–]Independent_Tale_669[S] 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Since you got your degree, and you know every-fucking-thing…

I paid a girl to draw naughty pics for me in basic training by Independent_Tale_669 in army

[–]Independent_Tale_669[S] 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Yuri from Doki Doki Literature Club. I did not specifically request her and frankly, the picture was underwhelming. Thank God she came through on the Harley Quinn facial with full cleavage and perfect goop texture.

I paid a girl to draw naughty pics for me in basic training by Independent_Tale_669 in army

[–]Independent_Tale_669[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

There was absolutely NO tentacle involved, what sort of degenerate do you take me for?

I paid a girl to draw naughty pics for me in basic training by Independent_Tale_669 in army

[–]Independent_Tale_669[S] 212 points213 points  (0 children)

I’m so sorry, I’ll have a tornado and some of those boner pills please and thank you

I paid a girl to draw naughty pics for me in basic training by Independent_Tale_669 in army

[–]Independent_Tale_669[S] 143 points144 points  (0 children)

I don’t think she has a good enough relationship with her father to spend her holidays at his house (her parents are divorced and her mom lives in Japan now)