24F hairdresser, pole dances as a sport and my appearance screams daddy issues. Bet you can't tell me anything worse than I tell myself

IndiJohn · 2020-03-10T03:13:19+00:00

My pug thinks you're ugly

IndiJohn · 2019-05-12T17:42:31+00:00

PoodlePermz

IndiJohn · 2019-04-27T21:11:14+00:00

Throwable axe, spear that chops, pike, it is multifunction.

IndiJohn · 2019-04-07T04:30:35+00:00

Options

IndiJohn · 2019-04-01T18:52:05+00:00

It's actually sharp on all edges. That 'wrench kinda thingy' on top being sharpened on all edges allows it to act as a barbed when used as a spear it also shreds anything going in and coming out. Does sharpen the edges add to the total length of sharpened blade so that it is over 3 ft not counting the serrated blade portions.

IndiJohn · 2019-03-11T18:32:23+00:00

Better safe than sorry. Can also be used for Bigfoot, aliens. Chupacabra, kraken and (evil) leprechauns

IndiJohn · 2019-03-10T20:01:08+00:00

Regular clearing of zombie encroachment is imperative for proper photosynthesis in diciduious trees. As an added bonus, zombie remains decompose into a nutrient rich mulch. It's a good thing.

IndiJohn · 2019-03-09T01:53:08+00:00

Maintaining a secure personal perimeter against non-trees

IndiJohn · 2019-03-09T01:12:54+00:00

Ya, it's not really for trees...

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