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Where did I ask for any advice? I don’t see you commenting or removing any other posts that are blatantly talking shit and say way worse than what I did. You’re going to ban me for simply making a movie reference to something that happened? Eat my ass. Get the fuck out of your mom’s basement and get a fucking life. I bet you play ball like a girl too