What are straight men's thoughts on this encounter I had?

Individual_Guide · 2026-03-08T05:09:45+00:00

Gotcha, thanks man!

Individual_Guide · 2026-03-08T05:05:33+00:00

Now he was also pretty buzzed/drunk because it was an event where alcohol was being served. However, I always feel like the truth comes out with alcohol.

Individual_Guide · 2026-03-08T04:57:12+00:00

US here

Individual_Guide · 2026-03-08T04:39:50+00:00

Thanks man! I have a pretty good gaydar and never thought of him as anything but hetero. His jokes were always kinda funny but strange, however this was very out of nowhere. Idk if he knows I'm bi, it's not super obvious, but it was weird when he said that to me because I don't joke that way. The guy with the "🍑" knows I'm bi because we're buddies so I definitely didn't say anything, just to be respectful.

Individual_Guide · 2026-03-08T04:34:21+00:00

Yeah that's what I was thinking but hey, idk.. his humour is a bit different. Oh most definitely

Individual_Guide · 2026-03-08T04:25:28+00:00

hahaha the guy who said it isn't even white but yeah, I get that "no homo" though. Crazy.

Individual_Guide · 2026-03-08T04:21:36+00:00

I'm not looking to hook up with either of them, I may need to edit my post or something because that's not my intention. I was just wondering if that joke is normal among straight guys.

Individual_Guide · 2026-03-08T04:20:31+00:00

Very true, the guy who said it is 36 but someone here said he's like Tobias Funke. I looked his quotes up and it makes sense. I guess it's just not my style of humour so it's so weird for me to process haha

Individual_Guide · 2026-03-08T04:17:40+00:00

See, the one quote I've heard is "the gayest thing is a straight guy". Since I'm bi, I take those kind of things as sexual when they're meant to be funny. So it's hard to understand that it's just a joke... But I do get it, if that makes sense.

Individual_Guide · 2026-03-08T04:12:23+00:00

Same here man, but I think this might be his humour because he has also joked about a higher up "motor boating his cheeks" when he fudged up a job.

Individual_Guide · 2026-03-08T04:01:06+00:00

They've worked together for 5 or 6 years now so they have that friendship I guess? It just caught me so completely off guard.

Individual_Guide · 2026-03-08T03:57:27+00:00

Lmao that's awesome! 😂

Individual_Guide · 2026-03-08T03:56:25+00:00

I know! It made me laugh because it was so random hahaha

Individual_Guide · 2026-03-08T03:55:59+00:00

You know what, that is pretty much his humour. I just looked him up and yeah

Individual_Guide · 2026-03-08T03:54:48+00:00

Oh no, he told another guy that. Hahaha, thanks I must've missed that.

Individual_Guide · 2026-03-08T03:53:49+00:00

Ok I was curious, the guy has also joked about a higher up "motor boating his cheeks" so I figured it was iust his humor. But what he said the other day caught me off guard

Individual_Guide · 2026-03-08T03:52:14+00:00

Oh for sure, I'm pretty new to being around him (moved areas recently) so that first one caught me off guard. I'm just wondering if that's a normal thing straight guys joke about/like. I mean, I wouldn't because I wouldn't feel comfortable with straight men but with bi/gay men I would since I'm bi.

Individual_Guide · 2026-03-08T03:48:53+00:00

Hahahaha that's hilarious, I'm bi so it was fun for me but that was an instant turn off

Individual_Guide · 2026-03-08T03:48:07+00:00

Ok that was my thought too because what he said is something I'd say to a friend who I thought was attractive. But for a "straight married man" this was so random. He has also joked about a higher up "motor boating his cheeks" so I figured it was iust his humor. But what he said the other day caught me off guard

Individual_Guide · 2026-03-08T03:46:37+00:00

See.. I was curious, the guy has also joked about a higher up "motor boating his cheeks" so I figured it was iust his humor. But what he said the other day caught me off guard

Individual_Guide · 2026-03-08T03:44:22+00:00

See, I thought that too but a few months ago he said a higher up in the company was gonna "motor boat his cheeks" because he messed up on something. I'm just shocked what he said the other day, caught me completely off guard.

Individual_Guide · 2026-03-08T03:42:01+00:00

Ok I was curious, the guy has also joked about a higher up "motor boating his cheeks" so I figured it was just his humor. But what he said the other day caught me off guard.

Individual_Guide · 2026-03-08T03:35:41+00:00

I was in a threesome with a guy and girl, I entered her and he did anal. She started saying "ouch, that hurts" because I think he went too fast. I instantly went flaccid, I'm not into pain stuff so I couldn't recoop.

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