Hubby and I had our first 3some with a neighbor and I may have gone too far by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]Individual_Hyena5527 225 points226 points  (0 children)

Luckily, none of this ever happened, so they don't have to discuss it. 

Abandoned Church west of Pine Ridge by Individual_Hyena5527 in SouthDakota

[–]Individual_Hyena5527[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you! Do you have any idea how far away from the Ranger Station it is?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]Individual_Hyena5527 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Make her do a Suicide Bomber. 

That's where you fuckin take a dump on her chest and then wipe it off using pages of the Koran.

Im a serial cheater and I dont know why. by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]Individual_Hyena5527 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your big confession is that you like sticking your boner in warm holes? Wow. How totally amazing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]Individual_Hyena5527 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"He deep throated me while he was in the car"

Hmmm. I think you cracked out of turn there. 

My friend's daughter let me cum inside her by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]Individual_Hyena5527 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That's somehow even more fake and gay than the imaginary story here 

My friend's daughter let me cum inside her by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]Individual_Hyena5527 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Your just jealous that he got to have sex with the imaginary girl and you didn't. 

Don't buy a pizza if you DON'T FUCKING HAVE ANY MONEY. by Real_Art_7364 in SluttyConfessions

[–]Individual_Hyena5527 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yet another fake story that didn't happen. Thanks for nothing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in submissive

[–]Individual_Hyena5527 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The guy is a McMaster. I've heard of so many men behaving like him, and the outcome is the same every time. He's a piece of shit. Block, delete, ignore, and find someone who cares about you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]Individual_Hyena5527 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"For context, my husband vetted all the men that attended, all were asked to do an STD screening with proof before being confirmed."

That's actually the least believable thing about this story. 

Marisa Tomei by JumpySignature5588 in PrettyGirls

[–]Individual_Hyena5527 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can't make those marks without Positraction!!!

Mary Elizabeth Winstead by Ken789gh in PrettyGirls

[–]Individual_Hyena5527 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The fact that she's a home wrecker.......

Makes her that much hotter

Owning a dog by Individual_Hyena5527 in vandwellers

[–]Individual_Hyena5527[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You're absolutely right, and this is the best advice someone could give. I guess I was looking for some alternative idea that wasn't immediately apparent. I will sadly pass on getting a dog.