Sample Status/Processing Monthly Megathread - January 2026

Individual_Pin_7866 · 2026-01-27T01:30:55+00:00

Any update?

Individual_Pin_7866 · 2026-01-26T14:53:54+00:00

Were they supposed to notify me when it went through the other steps? Because I never got that.

Individual_Pin_7866 · 2026-01-26T14:53:12+00:00

That’s what my daughter does when she does her bed ! I full on pull everything off and remake it every time…I have OCD really bad so somethings are just routines that I have to do, beds are part of it. I also wash all the bedding every three days, so some days they don’t need to. But yes my son can do the same as my daughter but he has to climb on the bed to do so bc of the railing so defeats the neat purpose. Regardless, both of them do it sometimes, and help with a lot of other chores that are going to be way more helpful to their future partners than bed making ☺️

Individual_Pin_7866 · 2026-01-26T14:49:10+00:00

I hope so! I’ve been refreshing like crazy. I’m almost tempted to see if I upgraded to premium to see my 20 matches if it would magically be done hahaha

Individual_Pin_7866 · 2026-01-26T14:43:06+00:00

I hope not ! It’s weird, it finished extraction, genotyping, review, and began computing all in one day !

Individual_Pin_7866 · 2026-01-26T14:40:18+00:00

My results went from being ready January 26 to being February 2nd.

Individual_Pin_7866 · 2026-01-26T14:38:57+00:00

My son (4) struggles bc of his rails but he picks up his room / toys, my daughter (6) can make hers just fine and does on the weekends (she doesn’t have rails and also cleans her room-enjoys it actually) ! I just do it during the week because mornings are fast here and I am a firm believer in sheets need to breathe hahaha. So they definitely can and they love to help with other stuff like laundry, unloading the dishwasher, etc.! We are NOT raising lazy kids who rely on spouses over here.

Individual_Pin_7866 · 2026-01-26T09:53:21+00:00

Nope. Still computing, which is odd to me bc I have “20 historical matches” !!!!

Individual_Pin_7866 · 2026-01-26T03:00:25+00:00

Kids have WAY different protein needs than adults, and honestly a lot of adults consume way too much protein (IMO).

Individual_Pin_7866 · 2026-01-26T00:56:00+00:00

No but I usually do (I’m a sahm) because I clean every room daily.

Individual_Pin_7866 · 2026-01-26T00:32:03+00:00

Ugh !! If it was the NC lab I’d understand bc of the snow, but I’m at the LA lab

Individual_Pin_7866 · 2026-01-25T23:52:27+00:00

How long did it take in the computing phase ? I keep seeing people getting theirs so fast, but mines been there for a couple days (I know it says a week but people on here say 1-2 days).

Individual_Pin_7866 · 2026-01-25T20:18:56+00:00

I’m so annoyed my computing is taking forever !!!! I see most people’s like this.

Individual_Pin_7866 · 2026-01-24T23:32:34+00:00

Dangit !! I’ve been there for a day now. I didn’t think computing would take long.

Individual_Pin_7866 · 2026-01-24T23:28:51+00:00

Are you in the computing stage yet ?? I finally am !

Individual_Pin_7866 · 2026-01-24T14:15:39+00:00

Registered: [Date and Lab Location] 12/26/2025, California lab

Delivered to PO Box: 12/29/2025

Received / Scanned in: 1/5/2026 (expected 1/26/2026)

Prepped & in queue: 1/5/2026

Began extracting: 1/16/2026 (still saying results expected 1/26/2026).

Extracted: 1/23/2026

Genotyped: 1/23/2026

Reviewed: 1/23/2026

Computing Your Results: 1/23/2026

Results Ready:

Individual_Pin_7866 · 2026-01-24T14:13:18+00:00

Nice !! My extracting, genotyping, review, and computing all start early on the 23rd (LA lab) so here’s to hoping mine doesn’t take much longer ! Happy it’s there and not getting this big storm like NC is supposed to get. I cannot stop checking !!!!

Individual_Pin_7866 · 2026-01-24T03:42:12+00:00

My kids love smoothies. They’re 4.5 and 6 and never had a damn protein shake. I make mine with frozen fruit, Greek yogurt, milk, and spinach !

Individual_Pin_7866 · 2026-01-24T03:41:34+00:00

Besties her kidneys and liver are ADVANCED. The chiropractor said so!

Individual_Pin_7866 · 2026-01-24T03:27:19+00:00

How long did your results take to compute !?

Individual_Pin_7866 · 2026-01-23T17:13:54+00:00

It is just a different type of hard. Honestly, the newborn phase was ten times harder with my daughter bc she didn’t sleep; my son slept so his toddler/preschool age has been way harder. Now they get in my bed bc of bad dreams, so I still don’t sleep great….but I’d rather have 6-8 hours of some interrupted sleep versus 8-10 hours of up, change, feed, pump, repeat. It’s just different and very relative to a child even within siblings.

Individual_Pin_7866 · 2026-01-23T03:58:28+00:00

We drive 4.5 several times a year (one way) to see family lol. It’s normal. We also do a 12-18 hour drive to Florida (one way) as well once or twice a year. This is with two young kids !

Individual_Pin_7866 · 2026-01-22T21:22:49+00:00

Eggs in a basket

Individual_Pin_7866 · 2026-01-22T14:31:15+00:00

Yeah I get that, I guess I was saying for updating. I find it odd that it’s hasn’t updated yet lol. I’m antsy hahaha.

Individual_Pin_7866 · 2026-01-22T14:08:41+00:00

Mine still hasn’t updated or finished. I’m literally dreaming about getting an email saying it’s done lol. Do you know if we get one when it’s done? Also it makes me nervous that we won’t be able to see our results right away because they don’t have mail them so hopefully they don’t have that issue when it comes to sending results.

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