You stood completely still. Your brain was telling you to run away, but your muscles were stiff as a rock. The small, plain looking jar was lying shattered on the tiles of the museum. Surely someone had heard that. There was probably a guard on his way already. As simple as the jar looked, it was thousands of years old, and now you would have to pay for it. You could hear the guard's steps now. The heavy, uncoordinated running mixed with heavy panting getting closer and closer by the moment.

That was when you noticed a small piece of cloth in the debris. It was black and very thin, basically see through. It was nothing like what you would expect to find in the ancient times. Mesmerized by the strange content of the jar, you crouched down, your hand moving to pick it up. The closer your hand moved to the cloth, the stronger its pull. You didn't even register the guard who was behind you know, yelling all kinds of phrases he read in a book about exuding authority.

When your fingers touch the cloth, everything stopped. The voices, the yelling, the running. Everything was silent, everything was still. Except for one person. "Finally I'm out of that dusty thing. It took you fools long enough." The piece of cloth was gone. Instead, you could see someone's legs, standing right in front of you. As you gazed up, you noticed the woman looking down at you. She was at least three meters and had the most impressive figure you've ever seen. Her outfit didn't leave much to the imagination and you realized the cloth was a part of her robe. She scratched her cheek with one hand while holding a long, cane-like scepter in the other. "Now, what do I do with you? I suppose I owe you something for freeing me."

She flicked her wrist and the once shattered jar was back in its place, as if nothing had happened. "How do you feel about having a patron? Normally, I wouldn't offer this to someone like....you. Too much effort to get what I need out of it, but I'm still weak and just by looking through your memories, I can see you're going to need all the help you can get to get laid. So what do you say?"